Posts Tagged ‘h&m’

OMG, It’s the Great H&M Union Square Grand RE-Opening – A Second Bite at the Apple, Dec. 5th, 9:30 AM

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

I remember when this store opened for the first time.* It was a big deal.

We’re re-opening one of your favorite stores!

Join us on December 5th at 9:30 AM for the launch of our brand new store on Powell Street in San Francisco, CA. 

If you’re one of the first 200 shoppers in line then you will receive an all access fashion pass valued up to $300 off your entire purchase. 

Get ready to do some serious shopping to our in-store DJ spinning all the latest hits!”

*Some dude on Craigslist offered an invitation to the VIP preview party in exchange for a sexual favor or two – girls only! GIRLS ONLY! It was in the oughts, a more innocent time

Why They Hate Us: 20-Foot Beyonce, Market Street, USA

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Oh, and U. S. Army bases in the Saudi Peninsula ‘n stuff, that too.

But mostly it’s 20-foot Beyonce and similar

Detecting a Theme From the Giant 17-Foot Tall Posters on Market Street for H&M

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Appears that H&M is getting inclusive, non?

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(Oh, and they cut out the Photoshopped arm. ¡Qué bueno!)

Sorry H&M, Nobody’s Arms are This Slender – Try a Little Less Photoshop Next Time, Huh?

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

I don’t know, I’m not sure of the point of stretching out arms, thusly.

As seen in the Western Addition:

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Of course, when stretching things out, it pays to pay attention:

Else you’ll get yet another Photoshop Disaster:

Sonia and Rykiel, Protectors of All Travellers on Ill-Starred Octavia Boulevard

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Have you heard about a lot of problems regarding accidents at problematic intersection of Market and Octavia Boulevard lately? I haven’t.

It’s still no picnic out there of course, but the City has done a reasonable job of fixing the original problem of numerous car vs. bike accidents.

And now, with giantesses Sonia and Rykiel watching over us, well, we’re safer than ever. See?

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One of these days, I’ll get out there to see how many cars make the illegal right in an hour of morning drive time.

Imagine it’s much lower than before, so that’s a Good Thing.

Thanks City (and State) workers!