Posts Tagged ‘holder’

MPK Hearts JJK: Appalachia had the Hatfield McCoy Feud, the Bay Area has Stanford vs. Cal – A “HOUSE DIVIDED”

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

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Proud UC Berkeley Grad Gets All Honky and Then Skids Around a Lumbering Truck – A Kind of Audi-Induced Road Rage

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Dude’s coming down Ashbury and he can see from the countdown timer that he’s at risk of missing the green due to a slow-moving commercial vehicle making the same turn onto Oak.

So Dude honks his Audi’s horn, pulls into the opposite lane and then goes around the truck with wheels a-chirping.

All this ado allowed the Audi driver to make the green at Masonic and then at Fell, so maybe he saved a minute-something in time.

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(Do bad drivers just pick Audis or do Audis make people bad drivers? I believe it’s mostly the former but don’t underestimate the latter.)

Anyway, if the reason why the truck was going slow had been a late-starting ped heading north in the crosswalk, then blammo, with the ped being at fault for entering a crosswalk under a flashing DON’T WALK and the Audi pilot being even more at fault for turning one lane into two and turning the truck into a blind corner.

Not too far away from here, a world-famous drunk driver with alcohol in her system started walking across Fell too late and got killed by a car going around a slower vehicle, which of course, was waiting for the ped to cross. That’s a similar situation, IMO.

There you have it, look at me, I have an Audi, look at me, I went to UC, look at me, zoom zoom.

There are at Least Two Things Wrong with This “Member CHP 11-99 Foundation” License Plate and Holder

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

1. A while back there was a perception, at the very least, of the California Highway Patrol involving itself with corruption when luxury car owners boasted of getting out of speeding tickets owing them being members of the 11-99 Foundation. So reforms were promised, but there still are a lot of those official 11-99 foundation license plate holders out there, oh well. Anyway, it was “wrong” for the CHP to allow this foundation any color of authoritah for any length of time

2. The owner of this car doesn’t even have an official license plate holder, oh no. All we have here is a home-made LP holder along with a personalized license plate. Anybody could do this without paying thousands of dollars to any foundation. So this looks a bit wrong as well.

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Or maybe the original license plate holder was stolen for quick resale on eBay, IDK.

Regardless, this whole enchilada was/is wrong

Hey Commuters, Does Your Bike Have a Cup Holder? Here are Two Examples to Follow

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

Hey, is that a cup holder?

Yep.

Now I’ve seen everything…

Japantown Sumo by San Francisco Photographer Dave Golden

Monday, September 10th, 2012

As seen on Post Street by Dave Golden:

Wow.

Bitching ‘Maro Serves as Rolling Billboard for the CHP: “Pursue Your Future With the CHP”

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

This could be you someday, driving around in a sweet Camaro pursuit vehicle.

I remember these things, from like the 1980′s.

1-888-4A-CHP JOB:

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Get it, “‘pursue’ your future,” right?

You so funny, CHP!

NUKE THEIR ASS, TAKE THEIR GAS says this Claremont McKenna College Alum

Friday, May 8th, 2009

This Audi, Chariot of the Yuppie, comes all the way from East L.A. with a simple message: ‘NUKE THEIR ASS, TAKE THEIR GAS.”

As seen regularly parked on the Streets of San Francisco:

How charming…

A Parent’s Lament: “My Daughter and My Money Go To UCSB”

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

The owner of this BMW laments, “MY DAUGHTER AND MY MONEY GO TO UCSB.” Oh well.

Tuition is going up another 9.3% at University of California campuses, such as Santa Barbara, just in time for summer session. Oh well.

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Support Your Local Feral Cat Colony in Golden Gate Park

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

So sayeth this car’s license plate holder. The owner of this vehicle also recommends you to spay and neuter feral cats.

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O.K. then.