Posts Tagged ‘hoodies’

The Phrase Our MSM is Struggling to Find this AM is “Smart Car Tipping” – Or “Smart Tipping” – “SPRING BREAK!”

Monday, April 7th, 2014

Via Caleb, leader of the PandaRevolt:

Found on my street this morning: the problems with owning a Smart Car. pic.twitter.com/aIegONHPg3

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This is a thing in Canada, where’s it’s called Smart Tipping

Soon enough, the SFPD will warn smartcar owners to park these toys in a garage or backyard at night, you know, for security.

When Smart Cars started showing up in the 415, what I thought we’d see was:

1. Smart Car tipping (Naughty naughty!); and

2. French-style, nose-to-the-curb parking

It Has Come To Pass.

Financial District Nazgul – The Freakiest Thing You’ll Ever See in the 94104 – “Faceless Rooftop Wraiths”

Friday, January 18th, 2013

Twelve feet tall they are:

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Depeche Mode: The Look for Summer on Van Ness is Woolen Druid Hoodies, Miniskirts, and Flats

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

You know, like this: 

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Western Addition Druids: Undercover SFPD, Hoodies, City Hall

Friday, July 27th, 2012

Religious iconography omitted, you know, so nobody’s cover gets blown:

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These 12-Foot-Tall Statues High Atop the 580 California Building Will FREAK YOU OUT the First Time You See Them

Friday, July 27th, 2012

Here’s what you can see across the street from the former Bank of America World Headquarters at 555 California betwixt Kearny and Montgomery in the Financh.

OMG, On My Guard:

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That’s right, it’s the art at the top of 580 California:

The postmodern, 107 m (351 ft), 23 story tower is … is topped with twelve statues described as “The Corporate Goddesses” by Muriel Castanis on the twenty-third floor.”

The LA Times calls these twelve statures faceless rooftop wraiths.”

Yep.

Avert your gaze.

But these workers inside 580 have no choice:

Pray for them.

Courage.