Posts Tagged ‘Husky’

Shouldn’t all Candy be “Shining in Colors of the Cheeks of a Snow-Country Child?”

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

From IchiBan Kan dollar store at 1625 Post Street, home of the USB Humping Dog, comes candy with a detailed backstory. Let’s read the package:

“Every drop of fresh apple juice, carefully pressed from the reddest apples, shining in colors of the cheeks of a snow-country child, is yours to enjoy in each soft and juicy Kasugai Apple Gummy.”

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USB-Powered Humping Dog Novelty Now Available in San Francisco

Monday, August 11th, 2008

A brief contest to find the schlockiest gift item available in central San Francisco yesterday resulted with a clear winner – a USB Humping Dog. According to the helpful sign:

“Does as names suggests when plugged into USB laptop port.”

And it’s only $11.50, per the Ichiban Kan Web Team. This goes to show that 241 Yelp commenters can’t be wrong.

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Remember:

I will keep humping until disconnected.”

Available in Husky, Akita and Doberman. Collect them all!