Posts Tagged ‘hybrid’

Stealth Prius, Market Street – No Headlights, No Problem – Why Oh Why Won’t Prius Drivers Turn on Their Headlights at Night?

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Fucking Prius drivers, man.

The guv’mint oughta rewire every last Prius to have all the lights on whenever the vehicle is ON, you know, Canadian-style. ‘Cause the way things are now, Prius drivers can’t seem to tell that they’re driving around without headlights.

Black paint, no headlights, nighttime? Sure, let’s cruise Frisco:

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Fucking Prius drivers, man.

Chewbacca Sells Out – Gets a Lexus Wagon, Moves to the ‘Burbs

Monday, January 5th, 2015

What do you have to say for yourself, man?

Oh, what’s that, you’re all, “Arwwwwwaaaaaaaarrrrrrahahahahahhaahhhhaa?”

Well, that’s your answer to everything.

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I remember when you used to be cool, Chewie!

Offensive Parking: The Owner of This Hybrid Sure is a Brave Soul to Park This Way on Fell, Year After Year

Monday, December 22nd, 2014

Day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year:

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I’m surprised the owner of this gas electric hybrid has managed to maintain this parking lifestyle for so long.

(If you tried this in Pac Heights, offended dog walkers would have DPT ticket you into submission, tout de suite.)

The Animal Print Twins of the Western Addition Take Time Out to Berate a Prius Driver

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

In this case, the Prius driver appeared to be a worse than average Prius driver, so they made a good call:

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Balto-Slavs, FTW.

Hybrid Update: Area Prius Owner Seriously Hearts Labradoodle, the Frankensteinish “Designer Dog”

Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

On it goes

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Conron has since repeatedly stated he regrets initiating the fashion for this type of cross breed and maintains it caused “a lot of damage” together with “a lot of problems”. He also felt he was to blame for “creating a Frankenstein” adding that problems were being bred into the dogs rather than breeding away from problems. He is further quoted as claiming: “For every perfect one, you’re going to find a lot of crazy ones”

Question: What Actually Powers This New “ELECTRIC POWERED” MUNI Bus? One Simple Trick!

Friday, August 15th, 2014

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Answer: Diesel!

But the people at MUNI think you’re stupid, and they want you to like them more, so that’s why they lie.


Hey, what did the SFMTA MUNI dump into San Francisco Bay that resulted in a petroleum spill that rivalled the Cosco Busan’s?

Answer: Diesel!

Hello Kitty Father, Hello Kitty Mother, Hello Kitty Son, Hello Kitty Daughter – Plus SF Giants Hello Kitty

Friday, July 25th, 2014

It’s a Hello Kitty nuclear family!

Complete with two Hello Kitty dogs:

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Go Giants!

Good-bye, Kitties.

Hitting the Carshare Trifecta: This Tiny Prius C Sports an Uber Logo, the New Smaller Lyft Mustache and “Local Motion”

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Looks like this Toyota swings both ways – it can work for both Lyft and Uber, apparently. (BTW, that’s the new Lyft on-dash mustache – a big improvement, IMO.)

And up top on the left side of the dash there’s a flashing thingamajob with “Local Motion” written on it.

Throw in a FasTrak and cell phone holder suction-cupped to the windshield and this car is ready to make money money money!

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Yet Another Slow and Unreliable $130K Fisker Karma Hybrid Car Stuck on the Side of the Freeway – No Wonder They Went Bankrupt

Friday, May 16th, 2014

A lot of these newish rides are “bricked” – they can’t go at all anymo:

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Oh well.

Consider this car an expensive hobby.

Toyota Prius vs. San Francisco Telephone Pole, Chapter CCCLXIV

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Toyota used to build man-sized front airbags for beefy gents such as myself, but those days are over.

These days, airbags are smarter but less powerful.

Anyway, this car fully deployed its airbags on Oak yesterday – let’s hope this local is all right:

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