Posts Tagged ‘I Am Become’

I am Become EUROTRASH, Destroyer of Worlds

Friday, July 7th, 2017

Hey, what was MSRP for this hunk of Alcoa aluminum fashioned into a Ferrari 612 four-seater? Was it $300k? Anyway, paying tax and reg to DMV would cost you a pretty penny, and even if you are registered, it’s still cooler for you to use your Euro plates regardless.

And the neighboring Saab shows us the other way to Eurotrash

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That’s your 94118 Update

San Francisco Really Really Wants to Tell Tourists How to Get to the Golden Gate Bridge – Signs Popping Up All Over

Friday, April 20th, 2012

I’ll tell you, the first time I saw one of these signs, I thought our local rich, white, old, crybaby, NIMBY homeowners had gotten together to create their own sign to direct drivers the hell away from the ‘hood.

But now I don’t know.

As seen on Geary:

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Who knows what SFGov has in store for us…

I Am Become Rob Anderson, #1: What the Heck is This Brand-New, Home-Made Sign on Fell Street? I Cry Foul

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

There’s no shortage of people who want to tell you what to do and how to do it, don’t you know.

As here, where it appears that a small cabal has paid good money for an orange sign to direct traffic away from Golden Gate Park.

Uh, this is not an official City and County of San Francisco sign. Ergo, it is an usurpation of authoritah:

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If this wobbly POS gets reinforced with about 100 pounds of QUIKRETE pronto, then it might last a week.

If not, then the over-under is two days, place your bets.

The sign you see above needs to be destroyed. This is not up for discussion.

“It is a visual and therefore, a visceral betrayal. Stop it.”

John Malkovich, Transformers III, Dark of the Moon