Posts Tagged ‘jaguar’

JAG’WAHR v. JAG-U-WAHR: At Long Last, the Correct Pronunciation for Jaguar, as in Jaguar Motor Car

Wednesday, March 16th, 2016

As seen by Area Photographer James Corrigan:

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License plates don’t lie, right?

The Oldest Jaguar I’ve Ever Seen Towed About Frisco

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015

Usually, they’re new ones I see on flatbeds

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Oh Jaguar, will you ever win?

An Expensive Jaguar Sedan and the Inexpensive Ford I Always Mistake It For

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

It’s hard to be a baller when ppl think your ride is a stripper Ford.

Jag up front, doppelganger in the rear*

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I’ll tell you, in my day, Jaguars looked like Jaguars.

And that was the way we liked it.

*And we all know how painful that can be

There are at Least Two Things Wrong with This “Member CHP 11-99 Foundation” License Plate and Holder

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

1. A while back there was a perception, at the very least, of the California Highway Patrol involving itself with corruption when luxury car owners boasted of getting out of speeding tickets owing them being members of the 11-99 Foundation. So reforms were promised, but there still are a lot of those official 11-99 foundation license plate holders out there, oh well. Anyway, it was “wrong” for the CHP to allow this foundation any color of authoritah for any length of time

2. The owner of this car doesn’t even have an official license plate holder, oh no. All we have here is a home-made LP holder along with a personalized license plate. Anybody could do this without paying thousands of dollars to any foundation. So this looks a bit wrong as well.

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Or maybe the original license plate holder was stolen for quick resale on eBay, IDK.

Regardless, this whole enchilada was/is wrong

Arrested Decay, Page Street, 94117

Monday, September 16th, 2013

Marin County, Bitches

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

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Marin County is the strangest place in the world.

It has plenty of gasoline for white peoples’ classic cars but not enough water for too many ethnic newcomers to be able to move in.

And that’s the way they like it.

The Physically-Handicapped, Jaguar-Owning Drivers of the San Francisco-Based Lyft Taxi Service

Friday, November 16th, 2012

Ooh, here’s one:

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See?

(It seems that most large luxury sedans in San Francisco have handicapped placards, the better to park you with, dear.)

And check it out, “Lyft drivers make $20+ per hour,” per a recent ad.

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So, Lyft drivers are making $20/hr+ after paying for their expenses? Mmmmm…

Something doesn’t wash here, IMO.

Has the Former Location of OccupySF Now Become a Place for Rich City Workers to Park Their Jaguars?

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Why yes, yes it has.

See?

This is the area betwixt the bocce ball courts and Don Chee Way, right where OccupySF used to be until Mayor Ed Lee cleared the place out:

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Isn’t it sad that all those hippies camping out for all those months left City workers no place to park their luxury English motorcahs, you know, for free?

Always remember, Transit First!

David Yu’s Take on the Franklin Auto Body Shop – Which Red Jag Do You Prefer, the Real One or the Cartoon?

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

David Yu is at it again:

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The Jaguar Car that the Prime Minister of the UK Couldn’t Fit Into, Until They Lengthened the Rear Doors

Friday, May 27th, 2011

See? Doesn’t it look all gangly?

Adding a five or seven inch extension to the easiest place on the body is the right way to lengthen an aircraft, but not for motor cars, I don’t think.

Anyway, America is a big market, so they shipped these rigs over here even though this car doesn’t make too much sense here.

As seen in the Alamo Square part of the Northeast of Panhandle Area of the Western Addition, you know, where the rich people moved in right up the hill from the DivCo:

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If you ever get the chance to ride around in one of these rigs, address the driver as “Jeeves” – s/he won’t mind at all…