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Just in Time for the Holidays: Bacon Deodorant and Sriracha Candy Canes – Srsly – From J&D’s Foods

Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Justin and Dave have some new products for the holidays.

First up is deodorant:

“POWER BACON deodorant is designed specifically for those with active lifestyles – or people who just sweat like pigs.

Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.

For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.

Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.”

And brace yourselves:

“There’s a reason Santa comes down your chimney – he likes it hot!

So warm up your taste buds this year with J&D’s Sriracha Candy Canes. The savior of bland Asian foods is now a fiery candy cane, great for tricking your unsuspecting friends and children or enjoying after a tasty bento box.

Rumor has it that these are pretty great crushed and served over ice cream or used as as a spicy-sweet holiday cocktail stirrer. Under no circumstances should you crush these into a fine powder and inhale them up your nose. Mostly for insurance purposes, we beg you to enjoy any Rooster-Sauce inspired holiday treats responsibly.

Each box has 12 individually wrapped Sriracha Candy Canes and are proudly made in the People’s Republic of Canada.”

I’m appalled.

Yet intrigued.

When You Need to Get a Coffin, Why Not Make It a Bacon Coffin? It’s Here from J&D’s Foods, for Just $2995

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

J&D’s Foods, purveyors of bacon lube and other things bacon-related, now offer Bacon Coffins.

Check it out at

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And here’s the video.

“About the Bacon Coffin

Don’t be fooled by low-end, low quality burial caskets. Proudly Made in the USA, J&D’s Bacon Coffins
are top of the line and come equipped standard with all the features the discerning bacon enthusiast
would want…in the afterlife.

J&D’s Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold
stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is
completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.

Classy. Bacon. Coffin.

Here at J&D’s Foods we’re putting the “fun” back in funerals.

18 gauge steel
Painted Bacon and Pork shading
Square Corner, Gasketed Casket
Ivory crepe
28” (W) x84” (L) x 24” (H)
220 lbs.”

The Kashima is Back in Town: Who’s Going to Hunt and Kill Chinese Submarines if Not the Japanese Navy?

Friday, June 24th, 2011

JDS Kashima (TV-3508) is back in town, so here are 21(!) shots from the SFGate.


From above:

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