Posts Tagged ‘jessie’

Mid-Market Renaissance Update: Open-Air Crack Den at Marinello School of Beauty in the Heart of the Twitterloin

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

I’ll tell you, I don’t think I have ever seen the flames of a crackpipe IRL, but Bluoz has, certainly.

Check it:

“Congratulations to Mayor Ed Lee for winning the mayor’s race.
November 10, 2011, from the Ed Lee-Randy Shaw-Mid-Market-special-project-corrupt-Twitterloin-tax-area
4 more years of this – yay, 
Yep, he ‘get’s it done’ all right”

Marinello School of Beauty betwixt Sixth and Seventh:

Via Bluoz – click to expand

Cloudburst at Shingle Street, 2011

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Or rather, Cloudburst at Jessie Alley, close enough.

Shouldn’t drainpipes evacuate water down below instead of up five feet in the air?

Like paid obfuscater Dr. Henry Lee from the O.J. Simpson case, I sense that “something’s wrong” here.

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“When I was small I was in love

In love with everything

Now there’s only you”

We climb the cliffs
And hang from trees
Wrap the rocks and the beach
State of shock at flick of switch
(mindless) into the cloudburst overhead
I wanna get my face wet
Been buried in the sand for years
(headlong) into the cloudburst naked
There’s really no escaping it
There’s gonna be a cloudburst here.
Come out of your shell
And look at the sea
It may be just as well
You stayed here with me
Private hell at turn of a key
(blindly) into the cloudburst overhead
I wanna get my face wet
Been buried in these hands for years
(mindless) into the cloudburst naked
There’s really no escaping it
There’s gonna be a cloudburst here
And it’s dawning on me
I’ve been a cork in the ocean, been bobbing in the North Sea
Then take this vest of plaster, these boots of concrete
And make them down as surplus, return to Mulberry…
Cloudburst at Shingle Street
Cloudburst at Shingle Street
Cloudburst at Shingle Street
When I was small I was in love in love with everything
Now there’s only you

What Kind of Crack Does Sushirrito Put In Its Namesake Products to Produce Insanely Long Lines Every Day?

Friday, January 28th, 2011

ZOMG, the lines for lunch at Sushirrito are insane.

So the backlash, it begins:

“Okay guys, before we get too excited about the latest yuppie hybrid, sushi + burrito = sushirrito, let me tell you that it’s really just an oversized sushi roll.  For over ten dollars. And an hour wait. If this still appeals to you, then you must a) really like sushi, and b) have a lot of desire and time on your hands to wait a ridiculously long time. Sara P. and I walked over to Sushiritto around 11:50am on a Wednesday, and the line was already around the corner, spilling onto Jessie.  We were maybe 12 feet from the corner of New Montgomery and Jessie, and it wasn’t until an hour and 20 minutes later that we walked out with our food.”

Oh well.

“Sushirrito offers made-to-order, hand-held sushi burritos stuffed with savory Asian and Latin-infused ingredients and flavors. Introducing fast, fresh, filling and eco-friendly sushi…a fresh way to roll!”

Soul Slam IV: Prince vs. Michael Jackson – The Final Battle in San Francisco Tomorrow

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Soul Slams I, II, and III ended without a clear winner, but tomorrow, well, things should be different. I mean if Michael Jackson can’t win Soul Slam IV this year, of all years, well, then he never will. Now, the King of Pop has the height but Prince, he has the reach so keep that in mind tomorrow night when you’re wagering at the musical squared circle that is the Mezzanine at Triple Four Jessie in the SoMA, doors at 9:00 PM.

And remember, early-ass arrival is “highly suggested.” It’s Going to be on, per Tamara Palmer

As seen on Fulton. Click to expand:

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Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You gotta take the elevator to the Mezzanine,
Chump, change, and it’s on, super bon bon
Super bon bon, Super bon bon.

PRINCE & MICHAEL JACKSON
 
featuring
DJ SPINNA
along with
PROOF | HAKOBO | KING MOST
 
Mezzanine 444 jessie street, sf 
21+ | Doors 9pm-4am

There will be 200 tickets at the door 9pm.
 
LIMITED PRESALES AVAILABLE AT:
http://going.com/soulslam
 
 
fresco, Massive Selector & Keistar are proud to bring you the 4th installment of a not-to-be-missed event to heat up our Indian Summer in the beautiful Bay Area:
SOUL SLAM: PRINCE AND MICHAEL JACKSON
At MEZZANINE (444 Jessie Street, San Francisco) this Saturday, September 19.
Don’t miss the ultimate celebration of musical marvels! On the cut, we’ve got DJ SPINNA rockin’ the best of the King of Pop and his Royal Clan (Jackson 5, Jermaine, Janet, Rebbie, MJ covers & More) and Prince and all his Disciples (Sheila E, The Time, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Alexander O’ Neal, Vanity 6, Apolonia, Morris Day & More).
Plus the Bay Area’s prodigal sons Hakobo, Proof & King Most warmin’ up the dance.

Don’t miss an unforgettable evening of non-stop soul music celebrating 2 of music’s biggest icons.
 
This is one of the biggest events of the year! Early-ass arrival highly suggested. Capacity will be reached. Pick up your presale tickets now!
SOUL SLAM IV is dedicated to the life, memory, and music of the KING OF POP,  MICHAEL JACKSON. rest in power…