Posts Tagged ‘Joseph Schmidt’

Broken-Hearted: Charles Chocolates Bids Adieu

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Tamara Palmer has the deets.

First they came for the Scharffen Berger Chocolate Maker.

Then they came for Joseph Schmidt Confections.

Now they’re coming for Charles Choco.

Oh well.

Remember back in the day, back when those $66 heart-shaped boxes would get you more tail than Sinatra every February?

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Good luck, Chuck. Srsly.

Joseph Schmidt Confections: The Soul is For Hire, and They’ve Sold the Heart

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Joseph Schmidt Confections, R.I.P. 

Thanks to Hershey/Artisan Chocolates, our home-grown chocolate company’s distinctive batik boxes will be a rare sight pretty soon. Enjoy them while you can. 

Puffy egg boxes for Easter at the San Francisco Costco. When they’re gone, they’re gone:

Puffy egg, Puffy egg/

It’s not your fault

Also, Scharffen Berger Chocolate Maker in Berkeley, R.I.P.

Scharffen Berger Chocolate: The Soul is For Hire, and They’ve Sold the Heart

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Scharffen Berger Chocolate Maker, R.I.P. But at least the Milton S. Hershey Company employees in Berkeley will get a “very competitive” severance package. (Isn’t the first thing you should ask at a job interview – how competitive is your severance package?)

Anyway, the free factory tour will always be remembered by yuppie foodies across the Bay Area. Take the virtual tour, while you can.

Fallen, fallen is Scharffen Berger the great, she who has made all the nations drink of the wine of the passion of her immorality. Yea, it is broken, howl ye for it, take balm for her pain, if so be it may be healed. Click ye to expand:

This place is the bomb, a brick house built extra tough for the hazards of munitions manufacturing, its original purpose. See? A factory tour, head gear required:

If only they had had a marketing campaign with more fling and frivolity, like the way they do it over at Mars, Incorporated.

Also, Joseph Schmidt Confections, R.I.P.