Answer: Not very well at all.
Anyway, Joisey might this a try ’cause, apparently, over there it’s illegal to ride your bike on sidewalks.
What an odd law!
Now, some towns in CA have bike registration schemes but only for the recovery of stolen bicycles. And we have statewide laws for safety ‘n stuff but those are more what you’d call guidelines than actual laws.
Looks like Junior will be the only guy in town with a bike license plate for a good long time:
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