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MUNI Giveth, and MUNI Taketh Away – New Spruced Up Stops on the 21 Hayes Line

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Until recently, there were two bus stops on the same side of this short block of Hayes Street near Masonic. See?

But a few of the stops had to go away to comply with the new changes that came about on December 6, 2009.

The remaining stops got a bit of sprucing up last week, with red paint and what not:

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Of course there’s no shelter to replace the ones that got taken away, but you can’t have everything in Life, right? You can’t expect a minor bus line to have four stops just for itself within a 200 foot radius forever, right?

Hurray.

The Four Stages of Grief Regularly Experienced by San Francisco MUNI Passengers

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Adapting the classical Kübler-Ross model to San Francisco yields Four Stages of MUNI Passenger Grief:

1. Denial — “I feel fine.”; “This can’t be happening, not to me.” Passengers in this stage look expectantly in the direction of the next  MUNI vehicle.

2. Anger“Why me? It’s not fair!”; “How can this happen to me?”; “Who is to blame?” Passengers in this stage fight each other, or, like Akit, go Full Martin Luther, calling for Nat Ford’s head, as soon as they get home.
 
3. Depression“I’m so sad, why bother with anything?”; “I miss my loved one, why go on?Passengers in this stage enter shoe-gazer mode, hanging their heads in despair.

4. Acceptance — “It’s going to be okay.”; “I can’t fight it, I may as well prepare for it.” Passengers in this stage sit down in the middle of the street, instinctively conserving energy for the long wait ahead. Thusly:

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Yes, that’s the right train but it’s headed the wrong direction. It’s going to be a loooooong night, once again.

Oh well.

“It’s Another Fight on the MUNI, Another Fight on the MUNI!”- A Fleet Week Bus Brawl

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Via Cecilia Vega (an excellent reporter at the San Francisco Chronicle who’s jumped ship to KGO-TV) comes news of yet another fight on the MUNI.

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How self-aware are we these days, when we can spot a newsworthy event and put it in context in real time?

Have your cameras at the ready – get something good this week and you’ll be sure to be Internet Famous, for a little while anyway.