Posts Tagged ‘junkies’

Here’s What Happens When You Park Your Car on Fulton Street Lately – Smashy Smashy! – A Junkie Wants Your Miley CDs

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Or your Creedence tapes, either way.

It’s a living:

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How “The Club” on Your Steering Wheel Won’t Save You from Break-Ins on the Mean Streets of San Francisco – McAllister

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

McAllister Street:

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How Do Thieves Break Your Car Windows Quietly on the Streets of San Francisco? With Tiny Ninja Rocks!

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Has it been ten years since Ninja Rocks have been enshrined in our California Criminal Code? Yes!

Celebrate by breaking into cars this year, as people are already doing on McAllister Street right near City Hall.

But don’t use a hammer to get car booty. Hammers are heavy.

Use ninja rocks to break windows instead. (They’re super light so they’re easy to carry around.)

Thusly:

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PENAL CODE SECTION 466-469

“466. Every person having upon him or her in his or her possession a
picklock, crow, keybit, crowbar, screwdriver, vise grip pliers,
water-pump pliers, slidehammer, slim jim, tension bar, lock pick gun,
tubular lock pick, bump key, floor-safe door puller, master key,
ceramic or porcelain spark plug chips or pieces, or other instrument
or tool with intent feloniously to break or enter into…”

If You Park Your Car Overnight on McAllister Street Near San Francisco City Hall, Junkies Will Break Into It

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

Just saying.

And especially recently:

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