Posts Tagged ‘legs’

Look Ma, No Feet! Young Tyke Demonstrates That There’s No Need to Pedal Coming Inbound Through the Panhandle

Monday, February 17th, 2014

From Stanyan to Baker it’s all downhill.

See?

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Cyclist on Divisadero Thinks He’s a Car – Unique Piston-Connecting Rod Tattoos on Legs – A Two-Cylinder Engine

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

Here he is, on Divisadero (that street that just had its lanes shrunk in order to widen the useless median in order to please local merchants and real estate interests – they call that a “road diet,” I think).

Up and down and up and down, just like on a real car:

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ICE ICE, baby.

This is What You Get When You Turn a Wide-Angle Camera Lens on Its Side to Photograph a Billionaire and His Daughter

Friday, July 15th, 2011

I don’t know if he does it anymore, but around town there’s a celebrity photographer who would take full-length portraits of party guests using his full-frame Canon DSLR (MSRP = $8000) and a super wide-angle lens.

It was grisly – you’d end up seeing people with big heads and tiny legs. Kind of like this.

That’s what you might call a bird’s eye view of Bernie Ecclestone’s shoes:

Next stop: Animals Close Up, With A Wide Angled Lens

The Wiener Dog in Motion: Proof That All Paws Leave the Ground When Trotting About

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Thusly:

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Now, here’s how they did it back in the day:

Porcelain White Upstairs But Tan, Tan, Tan Down Below: Your Photoshop Disaster of the Day – From Macy’s!

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Of course, our local Macy’s isn’t really in the bidness of selling you dresses, ladies, it’s in the bidness of selling fantasy, dreams, or, indeed, “magic.”

But let’s leave that aside as we take a look at today’s ad:

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A bit of a mismatch, it seems.

But as always, You Make The Call. Check out today’s San Francisco Examiner, page 3, IIRC.

Jenna Elfman, America’s Most Famous Haight-Ashbury Hippie, is Looking Good at 40. Plus, Scientologists Everywhere

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Market Street is playing host to the return of Jenna Elfman to San Francisco these days. She starred in Dharma and Greg on the TV back in the 90′s and the oughts, so she’s what people think about when they think of San Francisco and Haight-Ashbury and hippies and whatnot.

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And she’s Yet Another Scientologist, did not know that. She’s part of a decades-long attempt to normalize Scientology as Your Next Religion. (This bus shelter ad is as much about that effort as selling Flip cameras, actually.)

You see, that’s how they roll Down Hollywood Way.

So, mommas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be 5’10″ ZZ Top or Depeche Mode video models:

That’s your Lesson Of The Day.

Ridiculous Seagull has Legs that are Way Too Long

Monday, July 6th, 2009

I says, “Hey seagull, your legs are way too long. What gives?”

There was no reply, no reply at all.  

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Or maybe it was a black necked stilt (Himantopus himantopus mexicanus) - that would explain it.

The Patient Snowy Egrets of Golden Gate Park

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

This smallish Snowy Egret of Golden Gate Park struck a pose for a long time before something good to eat came by.

If your bird is snowy white with all-yellow feet and mostly black legs, odds are it’s a Snowy Egret  

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San Francisco’s Balmy Weather Brings Out High-Heeled Scooter Riders

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

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Via the award-winning SFist.com, home of sexy photos such as nude women of the Bay to Breakers footrace and the San Francisco mayor /Jane Mansfield / Sophia Loren photo mashup.

High Heels are probably better than flip flops anyway.

Learn more about all things scooter at San Francisco Scooter Girls (and be sure not to miss out on the upcoming Scooter Rage XXII).