What You Shouldn’t Do When Visiting San Francisco
Saturday, November 15th, 2008When you’re visiting San Francisco, you should always remember that you shouldn’t commit assault and/or battery on a woman in broad daylight near a busy intersection such as Van Ness and McAllister. Now, maybe you didn’t hit her but you touched her and chased her and she yelled out, so that’s going to start a chain of events that inevitably winds up with you being in the hands of the SFPD in about three minutes.
Passersby don’t really care if you have a domestic dispute, a business dispute, or any other kind of dispute with the woman wearing boots and a sundress. They’re all going to call 911 ASAP. What are you thinking, dude?
The detention and makeshift interrogation begins. “Are you high?” Click to expand:
WHO: You, the dude in the suit.
WHAT: Attempting to detain somebody against her will on the sidewalk.
WHY: Doesn’t matter.
WHERE: Across the street from San Francisco City Hall.
WHEN: The morning of a huge Anti-Prop 8 protest at City Hall.
That’s your lesson for the day.








