Posts Tagged ‘license plate’

Gristle Car

Wednesday, June 28th, 2017

Oh, muscle car, telling one and all to EAT BACN

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Golden Gate Park’s Lily Pond Should be Renamed Algea Pond – But at Least the Clawed Frogs are Gone, I Guess

Wednesday, June 28th, 2017

Get up to speed here.

I don’t know why there’s so much green atop these days. I don’t know if this has anything to do with its history as the Quarry Pond, you know, the former name. Anyway, no lilies to be seen.

But there is a funky chicken in the lower left:

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Oh, here it is:

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And here’s RPD’s Attention Comrades sign, so that the frogs won’t get dumped here again:

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That’s your lily pond update for 2017.

Fake News: “CAL WNS”

Wednesday, June 7th, 2017

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Prototype Tesla Model X P100D on the Streets of San Francisco? – Manufacturer’s License Plate

Friday, June 2nd, 2017

IDK. Anyway, DMV’s code name for Tesla is BOI, apparently.

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Hey Man, How Can You Afford That Jaguar?

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017

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Oh, that’s how.

Membership Has Its Privileges, I S’pose: PACK HTS Spotted in Pac Heights / Specific Whites

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017

Although the old school six-digit “PAC HTS” with wider digits would be even more better.

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Epic Front Plate License Plate Location

Monday, April 24th, 2017

I don’t know if this would get you out of a ticket with the SFMTA…

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The 11-99 “CHP” Foundation: An Embarrassment to the State of California – A License to Speed in 2017

Tuesday, April 18th, 2017

This outfit got a lot of criticism, so the CHP made them take the letters “CHP” off of their infamous license plate holders and then they said they’d stop isuing them, but it appears as if this program is still going strong in 2017.

Read all about it here, just keep scrolling down.

Most of the these license plate holders I see these days are fake anyway. And even if you bought a “real” one on ebay, you were (or you are, IDK) supposed to display your 11-99 FOUNDATION MEMBERSHIP card or secret decoder ring or whatever whenever you get pulled over for speeding in your speedy luxury car. (You know, IDK how this system was supposed to work in the first place. How can you look at it and not think, “Corruption, corruption?)

Anyway, fake or real, what these license plate holders appear to be saying is, “I like to drive fast in California.” And if I can figure that out, CA’s peace officers can figure that out as well.

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Sometimes, I just don’t know.

The Nevada DMV Appears to be More Flexible Than the California DMV When You Request a Personalized License Plate

Wednesday, April 12th, 2017

‘Cause I guess in California, people will complain to the DMV?

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That’s my guess…

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