Posts Tagged ‘license plate’

PAPER DRIVERS: If You Actually Pay Bridge Tolls Every Day in the Bay Area, You’re a Big Sucker – Presenting FasTrak UBER / Lyft-Style

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Gentle Reader, is these UBERs and Lyft cars new?

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No, they is not.

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And that means that they should have real license plates by now, right?

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I think I saw all these cars on the Streets of San Francisco over the course of a few hours. There were more I came across, I’m sure.

But with great plates come great responsibility, meaning that with real metal plates you’ll get busted for not paying bridge tolls, due to license plate scanners.

Now I understand that paper driver is already a phrase, meaning something else, but to me, a paper driver is one who drives across as many local bridges per day as possible over the next year or two afore there’s a chance of actual enforcement starting.

We might get some penalty starting in 2019, but IDK how effective it will be.

Oh well.

Enjoy paying your bridge tolls, suckers, while the UBERs and Lyfts ahead and behind you cross over the bay for free…

Grand Theft Auto Mom Drives a Turbocharged Porsche, as You Might Expect

Thursday, March 8th, 2018

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Legacy Taxis Fight Back: Cabbie BASHYAL Hearts You – Are Knuckle Knocks Next? – An Unusual Vanity Plate on an Official SFMTA Cab

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

Noting that this driver hearts America as well:

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And what’s that, this vehicle comes with a million dollar insurance policy? How does that compare with the typical TNC Prius? (Pretty well, AAMOF.)

Look out, UBER and Lyft – BASHYAL is coming for you.

Corrupt-Appearing “11-99 Foundation” Gets Mocked by Area Driver: “MEMBER, 51-50 FOUNDATION”

Monday, February 5th, 2018

Can You Buy A License to Speed?

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5150 (involuntary psychiatric hold)

“ORO PAZ” – Means Gold Peace – As in Oro en Paz, Fierro en Guerra (Gold in Peace, Iron in War)

Friday, December 22nd, 2017

This license plate tells everybody that you belong in Frisco:

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Area Techie is SO SMRT

Tuesday, December 19th, 2017

Did you catch that?

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Oh, here it is:

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Imagine how many disappointed SmartCar owners would have loved to have been issued this license plate! That’s minus five points for Hufflepuff right there.

But maybe I’ve made a huge mistake and this license plate is a Simpsons reference

In that case, you’re promoted to Gryffindor.

Shame of the California Highway Patrol: The Implications of “MEMBER – 11-99 FOUNDATION – “Can You Buy A License to Speed?”

Tuesday, November 28th, 2017


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All the deets on this Culture of Corruption.

A San Francisco Question: What Three Brands of Car are So Special Their Owners Don’t Need to Worry About Front License Plates?

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

1) Porsche. This brand has gotta be the #1 offender in Frisco. The funny thing is that Porsches in Germany have front license plates, but low aspect ratio American license plates apparently mar the good looks of these rides stateside.

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2) Tesla. I mean, they all look the same from the front without a FLP, right?

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Just one after the other…

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Same-o same-o:

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3) BMW. I don’t have a shot of a recent BMW without an FLP, but they’re out there, all over.

Why is it that regular ppl have FLP’s and richers don’t even though they should?

Seems odd…

Manhattan has ASSMAN, Frisco has TUSHI DR

Tuesday, November 7th, 2017

There was ASSMAN, as seen on Seinfeld, and now this, TUSHI DR, as seen on the Streets of San Francisco:

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MCFLY87: Marty McFly’s Toyota, Golden Gate Park – Note Sports Almanac

Tuesday, October 24th, 2017

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