Posts Tagged ‘license’

Meet the New Frisco, Way Out in the Avenues, Complete with a Mirror Finish

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

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Does this sayBMW i8 hybrid say, “Look at me,” or what?

Here’s the competition, also seen West of City Hall:

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Wonder if these two know each other…

Bad-Ass Metal Registration Tabs from the CA DMV: It’s Like Jewelry for Your Car! – A Mysterious Mystery

Monday, March 6th, 2017

I wondered about these tabs last year.

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And now I’m still a wondering…

Ohio Does It Better – California Could Use Some Temporary License Plates Pronto

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Ohio:

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California:

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I guess we’ll get some kind of solution sometime in 2019…

Legacy Mustache, for the Elite of Lyft Only

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

This is how things started, back in aught-twelve – I thought it was just another hipster thing, but no, it was Lyft.

But after a little rain or a little urine from a taxi driver got on those things, well, this plan wasn’t sustainable.

This glowstache worked out much better:

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It too is gone now, replace by the Latest Thing.

Ah memories:

The Glowstache
Designed by the brand creatives behind Virgin America, the Glowstache is the first Lyft icon to light up streets nationwide. Each one helps increase awareness of Lyft in your city, meaning more demand for your rides, and no chance of getting lost in a crowd. The status symbol was produced solely for top Lyft drivers. Like its three-foot ancestor, the Carstache, it’s now retired while we design the next big thing — but if you’re lucky, you might just spot one on the road.”

The Bravest UBER / LYFT Driver in Frisco: “LA LAKR”

Thursday, November 17th, 2016

That could hurt you on the star rating is what I’m saying…

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VIPUBER: Did the CA DMV Give This Uber Bro a Metal Tab for His License Plate to Class Up This Black Nissan?

Friday, November 4th, 2016

To clarify:

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Now here’s what the gov’mint has to say on the topic:

So you might think that Travis talks out of his asphalt or that he really spreads a lot of the bituminous around or that UBER is garbage operation, but aside from that, help me out here Gentle Reader – can just anybody get a bad-ass looking metal tab from our DMV?

I gots to know.

“SF N8TVE” Parks in the Bus Stop, Of Course

Friday, October 7th, 2016

Sort of half in and half out, and then Bro got stuck there for a minute or so.

I’d be careful about doing that behind a bus, since some of them have illegal parking cameras these days – you find out about that ten days later when you get a reminder notice in the mail…

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I wonder who regulates claims of Frisco Nativity – like who are the birthers of the 415?

In Tejas, they have “self-policing,” which is really no policing at all.

All right, I’m going to apply for my own nativity license plate: BRN NRAZD. Or maybe FRSCO BRN. (Hope no birthers find out.) Yay for me!

FLASHBACK: “My Other Car Is A Hodor” – This Meme was the Harambe of 2014 – DMV Plate “[HAND] OF KNG”

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Look at the registration – this car is still on the road:

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And now harambe too is losing its luster as a meme.

Wonder what our next great meme will be…

Honda Driver is More Native than You: “I NATIVE” – OIOW, U FORINR?

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016

“Born and raised,” you see?

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In Texas, anybody can be a native

How Nevada Does Temporary Licence Plates – This Looks a Lot Better Than the California System

Friday, August 12th, 2016

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Just saying…