Sometimes all you get is something like this…
…instead of something in the back window as what’s required.
Some drivers refuse to comply, oh well.
Back in the day, you’d be able to tell what a taxi was.
But these days, you need to be able to spot teeny tiny little things:
Unless you already know that most of the black Priuses you see in/near the Financh in the daytime are UBER Lyft taxis, some with trade dress, some not, some with license plate holders from far off places like Tracy, Stockton and Daly City, some not, in this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand One Dozen And Four…
They’re gunning for you UBER LYFTERS, these days, the SFPD is, particularly on Market Street.
Harley Davidson = Motor Patrol = all what these popo do all day long is hand out moving violations, mostly. (They mostly come in the daytime, mostly.)
And remember, trade dress = extra scrutiny for you, sry.
Market in the Financh is down to just one lane, in parts, these days, right? So you can’t just stop and wait for your fare to come down an elevator, right? Frisco aint Tracy, CA, right?
After getting yelled out by Bike To Work Day, Uber driver from the South Bay scooched on over enough to let more people squeeze by.
It’s just not possible to legally pick riders up like this, sry.
On It Goes…
1. Erratic driving
2. Toyota Prius
3. Inappropriate double parking – I know it when I see it. You will too after you drive around town for a couple weeks.
4 Trade Dress – you can sort of see it here, a backwards “C,” or an U for Uber, or anything pink for Lyft
5. License plate holder from out of town
Those are the basics.
IDK, like negative five dollars per hour, after factoring in maintenance?