Posts Tagged ‘maserati’

This Pilota di Maserati Had Just One Job: The Gas Capless Italian Supercars of the Western Addition

Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Oh well.

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Sometimes I shut peoples’ gas cap doors for them, but only if the gas cap is there.

That’s how I roll…

Play us out, 1980’s techno:

 

I drive a Maserati/

I stop for petrol…

Maserati Driver Enjoys a Cruise Up Larkin in the Troubled Twitterloin

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

On the back of a flatbed tow truck, again:

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Oh Maserati drivers, will you ever win?

The Worst TV Commercial in History: Maserati’s “We Can Do Anything” – Plus, Why Does Maserati Mom Look So Sad?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

First up is Maserati Mom of the SoMA / FiDi.

Always looking glum, always stuck in traffic, always sitting in her expensive italian vasca da bagno peering over the top of the door: 

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Oh well.

That’s some local flava, but this next one is international in scope.

I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. I challenge you, right now.

The part starting at around :51 is particularly egregious.

I cry foul:

WTF, Maserati?

This tune would have been much better – just change Lamborghini to Maserati and you’re done…