Posts Tagged ‘maserati’

Tech Bros/Rich Nerds in Fiat/Chrysler/Maserati Quattroportes are All Over Balboa Street Nowadays – Anime on the Sides? Natch!

Tuesday, March 1st, 2016

What does this say to you – does it say rich man-child?

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Just asking.

(Also, why are young well-to-do bachelors moving to the somnolent Outer Richmond? IDK, but they’re here now, that’s for sure.)

Maserati used to be rare. Not no more.

This Pilota di Maserati Had Just One Job: The Gas Capless Italian Supercars of the Western Addition

Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Oh well.

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Sometimes I shut peoples’ gas cap doors for them, but only if the gas cap is there.

That’s how I roll…

Play us out, 1980’s techno:


I drive a Maserati/

I stop for petrol…

Maserati Driver Enjoys a Cruise Up Larkin in the Troubled Twitterloin

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

On the back of a flatbed tow truck, again:

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Oh Maserati drivers, will you ever win?

The Worst TV Commercial in History: Maserati’s “We Can Do Anything” – Plus, Why Does Maserati Mom Look So Sad?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

First up is Maserati Mom of the SoMA / FiDi.

Always looking glum, always stuck in traffic, always sitting in her expensive italian vasca da bagno peering over the top of the door: 

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Oh well.

That’s some local flava, but this next one is international in scope.

I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. I challenge you, right now.

The part starting at around :51 is particularly egregious.

I cry foul:

WTF, Maserati?

This tune would have been much better – just change Lamborghini to Maserati and you’re done…