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The Dubious Charms of This Leftover Website: http://mayorlee.com – “Edwin M Lee, Official Mayor of San Francisco

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Surprised that MayorLee.com is still up and running.

This one-page website gives me a headache, so I don’t have the patience to watch it to see if it loops its catchphrases in order or if it makes them appear randomly.

Anyway, take a look for yourself, below – you’ll get the idea of the attitude of the person(s) what put it up.

Here are some of the standouts:

Ed Lee is unrelated to Ex-Supervisor Ed Jew (now in federal prison)

Ed Lee is best buds with Willie Brown and Rose Pak

Ed Lee never hesitates to embarrass his daughters in public: Tania and Brianna, Daddy loves you XOXO

O.K. fine.

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All the text, it goes on and on. It’s like living February 2011 all over again. Enjoy:

Ed Lee was progressive before progressive was cool
Ed Lee once administered all of San Francisco for 5 years
Ed Lee led the first ever rent strike against the SF Housing Authority
Ed Lee helps little old ladies cross the street
Ed Lee loves serving San Francisco so much he’s willing to be mayor
Ed Lee is a liberal Democrat
Ed Lee puts the American in Asian-American
Ed Lee won’t go Donkey Kong on San Francisco
Ed Lee is liked by everyone at City Hall
Ed Lee puts his kids through college
Ed Lee is not a drama queen
Ed Lee can cook
Ed Lee rocks a hella clean, next level mustache
Ed Lee totally ran the Olympic Torch
Ed Lee is Totally Progressive
Ed Lee wants to be your friend
Ed Lee is an old school activist
Ed Lee is a patron of the art of Chinese cuisine
Ed Lee was born with a full mustache
Ed Lee likes the Banh Mi around Tenderloin the best
Ed Lee thinks that the squiggly part of Lombard street is kind of strange
Ed Lee once wrestled a Cable Car with his mustache
Ed Lee only drinks milk tea with boba
Ed Lee voted Obama
Ed Lee is a good guy
Ed Lee doesn’t throw mud on other people’s faces
Ed Lee is a regular on the front of Chinese newspapers
Ed Lee say city works for you
Ed Lee knows how to pack a lot of work into a short interim term
Ed Lee owns the Free Parking spot in Monopoly
Ed Lee shook the earth when he became mayor
Ed Lee got 90.9% of the votes when he became mayor
When the city’s in trouble, they put on the Ed-Signal
Ed Lee: first asian mayor of SF with a truly awesome mustache
Ed Lee: Asian Mayor
Ed Lee has the sweetest ‘stache
Ed Lee brings double happiness to grateful San Francisco
Ed Lee makes San Franciscans pay attention to local politics
Whispering “Ed Lee” brings good luck
Ed Lee bridges East and West
Ed Lee, international globetrotter
Ed Lee knows how to get hyphy
Ed Lee ties his tie using his mustache
Ed Lee uses the phone book
Ed Lee is not a demagogue
Ed Lee is huge in Japan
When the Board of Supervisors gets in a fight, Ed Lee plays the grown up
When Ed Lee was sworn in as mayor, tears of joy fell from the sky
Ed Lee rolls his sleeves up when he walks into City Hall
Ed Lee is a karaoke god
Ed Lee’s mustache will answer questions at Question Time
Ed Lee is loved in San Jose
Ed Lee can shoot lasers from his mustache
Cats prefer Ed Lee’s mustache over catnip
Ed Lee cannot resist glazed donuts
Ed Lee is secretly Jack Bauer
Chinese Fathers Are Superior only when speaking of Ed Lee
Ed Lee was progressive before progressive was cool
Ed Lee’s so green, he can’t ride in hybrid SUVs
The M is Edwin M. Lee stands for Mayor
Ed Lee is not a 70′s pornstar
Ed Lee’s mustache is so huge, the city got rid of its fleet of street sweepers
Ed Lee is unrelated to Ex-Supervisor Ed Jew (now in federal prison)
Ed Lee invented a shoe that removes gum from sidewalks
Ed Lee: Short name, huge impact
Ed Lee is obviously a NINJA. No one saw him coming!
Ed Lee thinks the rent is too damn high
Ed Lee is best buds with Willie Brown and Rose Pak
2011 – The Year of Ed Lee
Ed Lee rides a bike to work
Ed Lee is a man of mystery
Ed Lee mustache is manlier than Chuck Norris
Ed Lee has a cat named spot
Ed Lee is a four time Academy Award winner
Ed Lee is a longtime collaborator with Dr. Dre, Ice T, and Eminem on Grammy winners
Ed Lee rocks it old school
Ed Lee suggests that we be excellent to one another and party on, dudes
Ed Lee was preceded by his mustache
Ed Lee makes decisions
Ed Lee loves his used hybrid Ford Fusion/p>
Ed Lee loves Mission Chinese Food (who doesn’t!?)
Ed Lee helped himself to seconds at the White House State Dinner
Ed Lee is related to Spike Lee
Ed Lee is taking Rose Pak to the Prom
Ed Lee can never tell a lie
Ed Lee can do more push-ups than Willie Brown
Ed Lee’s favorite watering hole is Buck’s Tavern
Ed Lee is bringing sexy back to room 200
Ed Lee’s favorite movie is “Eat, Pray, Love”
Ed Lee is My Valentine
Ed Lee loves Lady Gaga
Ed Lee and Jean Quan are best buddies
Ed Lee thinks the 49ers should have drafted Aaron Rodgers
Ed Lee is Mayor of San Francisco on foursquare
Ed Lee is a lame duck
Ed Lee only drinks straight Everclear
Mayorly Lee
Ed Lee is Mayor of San Francisco, Edinburgh, and Leeds
Ed Lee cares about black people
Ed Lee rode motorcycles with Ponch and John
Ed Lee = Totally Hot
Ed Lee is a Gleek
Ed Lee gets shit done!
Ed Lee has a HELLA SICK STACHE
Ed Lee backwards is Eel De
Ed Lee is the Asian Chuck Norris
Ed Lee turns into Bruce Lee if you make him angry
Ed Lee is History
Ed Lee Rhymes With Me
Ed Lee’s so SF, his underwear is colored International Orange
Ed Lee won a beauty contest against Jane Kim
Ed Lee moonlights as a backup artist for Tainted Love
Ed Lee won’t drop it if it’s hot. But he will drop it like it’s hot
Ed Lee will teach you how to Dougie
Ed Lee’s name is so short, SF will save millions in stationery costs
Ed Lee is a Champion Cha Cha Dancer
Ed Leeeeeeeeeee Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
Ed Lee is the home room teacher you wish you had
Ed Lee packs a mean left hook…in his mustache
Ed Lee is Bringin’ Feng Shui Back
Ed Lee wears a red tie because he’s comfortable with who he is
Ed Lee for President
Ed Lee = 李孟贤
Ed Lee + Jean Quan = Asian Bay Bridge
Ed Lee = community attorney and activist = Barack Obama
Ed Lee comes from a Galaxy Far, Far Away
In the event of a water landing, Ed Lee’s mustache can be used as a flotation device
Ed Lee’s mustache is structurally sound
Ed Lee’s satellite-dish equipped car is officially known as the Stachemobile
Ed Lee taught Sara Lee how to bake
Ed Lee’s mustache keeps SF safe from tidal waves
If Ed Lee sues you, you’ve already lost
Ed Lee secretly likes Chop Suey
Ed Lee invented Web 2.0
Ed Lee will not hesitate to service you, publicly
Ed Lee receives official mayoral telecommunications through his mustache
Ed Lee can do 218 clap pushups with his mustache
Ed Lee waits an hour to read the Sing Tao Daily for free at the public library
Ed Lee always picks the fortune cookie with winning lotto numbers
Ed Lee does not need your vote
Ed Lee: The San Francisco Treat
Ed Lee loves Twitter so much he won’t let them out of the city
Ed Lee is the founder of AAAM: Asian-Americans Attempting Mustaches
Ed Lee’s Favorite Vegetable: Parse-Lee
Ed Lee’s Favorite Fruit: Lee-Chee
For Mayor Lee, it really is as easy as riding a bike
Ed Lee’s mustache soaked up the bay oil spill
Ed Lee is De-LEE-cious!
Ed Lee never hesitates to embarrass his daughters in public: Tania and Brianna, Daddy loves you XOXO
Run Ed Run!”