Posts Tagged ‘Merry Part’

The Law of Legal Double Parking on Sundays-Only Got Laid Out About 3300 Years Ago in the Middle East

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

There’s just one reason why hundreds of people double-park all over the Mission District on Sundays – you can find it in the King James, Genesis 2:

“1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.”

Dolores, the Trail of Sorrow, where anything goes on the Seventh Day:

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Now they (SFPD, SFMTA, whatever) tell you that they take specific complaints and deal with them, but they lie.

Oh well.

Now I’ll tell you, when I first blew into the 415, I noticed that giant Latin cross atop the highest point in the city and I wondered how on Gaia’s Green Earth it was kosher for Rec and Park to administer the land that the cross was sitting on. RPD spokemodels had a pat answer when people asked about it, but it took a lawsuit from the ACLU and others to tear that playhouse down.

Marshalling evidence will be harder for the people what sue the City over Free Sunday Parking than it was for people what sued the City over the Mt Davidson Cross so oh well…

O.K., here are your San Francisco transit laws, divided up by the day of the week. Enjoy:

Monday: TRANSIT FIRST

Tuesday: TRANSIT FIRST

Wednesday: TRANSIT FIRST

Thursday: TRANSIT FIRST

Friday: TRANSIT FIRST

Saturday: TRANSIT FIRST

Sunday: PARK WHEREVER THE HECK THOUEST WANT

No Parking Tickets for Us, Please – We’re Christians! Free Double Parking Every Sunday on Both Sides of Bush

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

You know, when the Wiccans try this kind of mass illegal parking thing, they get ticketed and towed.

Oh well. No church has yet laid claim to free, government-sanctioned parking in the middle lane of Bush Street,* but God Only Knows what the future will bring.

Remember, we’re a “Transit First” city. See you next Sunday:

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Merry Part.

* Would that be called triple parking?