Posts Tagged ‘Mid-Market Renaissance’

San Francisco’s Mid-Market Renaissance Continues: Now You Can Buy Flat-Panel LED TV’s at 7th and Market

Monday, September 17th, 2012

You know, in addition to all the iPhones:

Seen walking away from the open-air stolen iPhone market on the north side of this very intersection: 

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Next month, fences will have to start charging 10 cents for each booty bag. Cause it’ll be The Law. So that’ll be $20 for that TV plus 10 cents for the bag. And the remote? Well, you’ll have to look it up and buy one online…

Mid-Market Renaissance: Criminal, SFPD, Frigid Youth

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Man, Twitter not leaving San Francisco is going to change EVERYTHING, or something.

But until then, here’s your nightly scene:

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Mid-Market Renaissance: INSANE CLOWN POSSE, CRAZY HORSE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

As seen in 2011:

 

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And after your visit to one of these establishments, feel free to buy a stolen iPhone from a friendly gentleman on the corner. Cash only, please.

And then at end of your night, ride home on a freshly stolen bike* you just bought for $20!

*As always, Bianchis Cost Extra, particularly ones with the firetruckish aqua green** paintjob. That’s the First Rule of Mid Market.

** Where I’m from, firetrucks were shades of green,  for some reason…