You know, in addition to all the iPhones:
Seen walking away from the open-air stolen iPhone market on the north side of this very intersection:
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Next month, fences will have to start charging 10 cents for each booty bag. Cause it’ll be The Law. So that’ll be $20 for that TV plus 10 cents for the bag. And the remote? Well, you’ll have to look it up and buy one online…
Man, Twitter not leaving San Francisco is going to change EVERYTHING, or something.
But until then, here’s your nightly scene:
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As seen in 2011:
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And after your visit to one of these establishments, feel free to buy a stolen iPhone from a friendly gentleman on the corner. Cash only, please.
And then at end of your night, ride home on a freshly stolen bike* you just bought for $20!
*As always, Bianchis Cost Extra, particularly ones with the firetruckish aqua green** paintjob. That’s the First Rule of Mid Market.
** Where I’m from, firetrucks were shades of green, for some reason…
