Posts Tagged ‘mid market’

Marketing a Mid-Market Apartment Building with the Slogan “AMENITIES, NOT ENEMIES?” – NEMA, WTF Do You Mean?

Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Now I’ll tell you, I have no idea as to why a building literally made in San Francisco would market itself as being “MADE IN SAN FRANCISCO.”

And yet, that’s what we have now with NeMa, the “New Market” building.

Can somebody explain what AMENITIES, NOT ENEMIES means? What’s the relationship between these two things? Do they somehow comprise, you know, a dramaturgical dyad and I just don’t get it?

To wit:

Now, let’s hear how real San Franciscans are reacting to slogans such as “TECH SAVVY, NOT SHABBY”

The slogans on the new apartment megaplex at 10th/Market make me wanna hurt something.”

That wasn’t even the worst one! That honor goes to “Amenities, not enemies”

I’ve got your amenities right here pal!

On It Goes…

Suffer the Nevius: San Francisco Chronicle Writer CW Nevius Gets Harshed by the Subject of Recent Feel-Good Bit

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Here’s the recent effort from CW Nevius, who famously has The Easiest Job In Town:

Mark Ellinger’s photos find the light in the Tenderloin

And here’s the rejoinder, from one Mark Ellinger:

Untwisting the Truth

Enjoy.

Marinello School of Beauty Walls Itself Off from the Twitterloin – Clearly, It was Unprepared for the Challenges of the Mid-Market

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013

IMO.

After all that recent broken glass, things look a bit different, a bit less welcoming.

See? The fishbowl has been papered over:

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But if you want to get some work done, you oughta check it out.

What Price Beauty?

Very cheap

So-Called INTERNATIONAL ART MUSEUM OF AMERICA Now Has Free Admission for All of 2013 – When Will You Visit?

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

Here it is, in the Twitterloin.

All the deets.

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Now let’s see some reviews:

Kevin C:

This was the strangest “museum” I’ve ever been to.  And really, it’s worth a visit if you go on a free day.  As other reviewers have mentioned, it should really be categorized as a gallery because most of the pieces are done by one man.  The placards are hilarious.  Instead of saying “Tiger in bamboo – Oil on canvas – 1993″, it will say something like “The Master has expertly crafted this piece and is the best work to have ever captured the grace of this animal.  His Holiness has magnificent talent….”.  It’s like a paragraph about how great he is without any mention of the materials used.  I have some suggestions to make this place better.  1) call the upper floors a gallery 2) turn the ground floor forest/fireplace area into a bar 3) let people climb in the tree house.

Rupert B:

Actual artist’s note: “The external appearance of this stone is too beautiful to be absorbed all at once … In creating this wondrous art form, H.H. Dorje Chang Buddha III has opened an entirely new epoch in the history of art in the world.” This whole shoddy enterprise seems to be one giant vanity project by a self-styled “spiritual” guru. If you do trail around this vast collection of mediocre pastiche, then at least embrace the comedy value and read the item descriptions. But make sure you don’t get waylaid by one of the dead-eyed volunteers who will ask you to describe your experience. The whiff of the cult is strong in this one.


Marinello School of Beauty Bounces Back from Trayvon Verdict Protest – Now There’s Less Broken Glass in the Twitterloin

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

First came the Trayvon protesters, down Market Street.

Then came the workers who put up plywood sheets.

Then came the taggers.

Then the plywood got painted over.

Then glaziers did a proper repair job, just yesterday.

Thusly:

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Mid-Market Black Market Update: Donated Food for Sale, for Cheap! Oh and Millville “Crisp Rice” Cereal is Actually from General Mills

Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Go figure.

Renoir Hotel, Market Street:

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When are these ladies going to stop?

 

 

NeMa New Market Twitterloin Mid-Market Update:Trayvon Protesters 1, Marinello School of Beauty 0

Friday, July 19th, 2013

Or so it would seem.

Stick it to The Man:

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(Myself, I went to a school of ugly. Oh well.)

 

 

 

Photo: How Many Stolen Bikes Can a Homeless Dude Carry Around on Just One Shopping Cart – How About a Dozen?

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

He says he found all of them.

OK fine.

To be fair, not all the bike frames had wheels:

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Make him an offer, 7th and Market

Let’s All Welcome the New Converse Shoe Store to the Mid Market

Monday, July 8th, 2013

Or Union Square, or Lower Market, or North of Market, or the greater Twitterloin, or whathaveyou:

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It’s like NikeTown but for shoes!

All the deets

The Old Mid Market Area Collides with the New – It’s a Bit Uncomfortable All Around

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

But if you sign the cops’ autograph book, the SFPD will leave you alone for a few days.

Market Street near Sixth Street in the Twitterloin:

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