Posts Tagged ‘mini’

Photos of the 2009 San Francisco International Auto Show at Moscone Center

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

The 52nd Annual San Francisco International Auto Show continues ’til Wednesday, December 2nd down at Moscone Center. It’s eight bucks, why not check it out?

The joint is sponsored by the San Francisco Chronicle - here are their photos from Wednesday night. And here’s an annotated gallery from Ryan W over at Yelp. And here are the babes.

A family decision – to buy the new Lexus hybrid or not. Click to expand:

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A passionate pink Smart Car Four-Two Passion:

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The Scions look like Matchbox Cars, right?

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A fabled four-door Porsche Panamera – the California Highway Patrol must have been high on the waiting list

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Hands up – who here has a Lexus? The SEMA boys painted this IS350 using the flattest finish known to Man. That’s not primer, it’s paint:

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I think the South Koreans are arriving a little late at the boaty chromed-up car party, but anyway, here’s your giant 2010 Hyundai Equus – ask about their bullet-proof model:

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A woody Mini Clubman station wagon, of course:

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Honda makes jets? Sort of, with a little help from GE. Buy your HondaJet HA420 starting in 2011:

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And here’s your new Piaggio tricycle scooter – ask about their hybrid model:

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And that’s your San Francisco International Car Show for 2009.

All the models, after the jump.

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The Unlicensed Gas-Powered Mini Scooters of San Francisco Have a Tough Time on Hills

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

This fellow had a tough time making it up Nob Hill, but that’s a small price to pay when you consider all that he saves on licensing, insurance, tickets, ‘n stuff like that.

Hurray!

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Dennis Jose Herrera, the St. Peter of San Francisco, Closes Down Heaven

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

San Francisco City Attorney Dennis J. Herrera isn’t afraid to mix it up with the notorious North Beach nogoodniks at Heaven Mini Theatre. Read all about it, below, as well as on the official website, if you’d prefer.

Does it really cost $200 to have sex in a windowless room above Broadway? Apparently

San Francisco’s Happy Warrior:

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The official press release:

Herrera Moves to Close Down ‘Heaven’

Lawless North Beach Strip Club and Prostitution Venue Has Repeatedly Defied Notices of Violation, Cease and Desist Orders

“City Attorney Dennis Herrera today moved to shutter a notorious North Beach strip club that has continued to operate in defiance of repeated City notices of violation, cease and desist orders, and police citations for prostitution dating back more than a year. In his 20-page pleading filed in San Francisco Superior Court this morning, Herrera petitioned Judge Charlotte Walter Woolard to declare the Heaven Mini Theatreat 1054 Kearny Street a public nuisance for operating in violation of state and local laws, and to issue a preliminary injunction that would close down the illicit enterprise.

Heaven Mini Theatre was also implicated in an April 9, 2009 shooting, in which a witness informed police investigators of his belief that an alleged Heaven employee was the gunman who shot two doormen at the Broadway Showgirls Nightclub in apparent retaliation for a physical altercation a week earlier. The victims, who had been shot in the thigh and neck respectively, survived.

“Naming a business ‘Heaven’ doesn’t place it beyond earthly laws and regulations, but that appears to be exactly what the operators of this illicit enterprise think,” said Herrera. “The Police and Planning Departments have been thorough and persistent in enforcing the law and doing their jobs. Yet gallingly, ‘Heaven’ sued the City because of it.

The reality is that this lawless endeavor has no intention of obeying the law in San Francisco, and the court ordered injunction I’m seeking is necessary to shut it down.”

Herrera’s motion details an improbable procedural history of the case, in which the illicit establishment — which has operated without a single City permit– preemptively sued the City for violating its federal constitutional guarantees of equal protection and due process because of what it described as “selective enforcement” of state and local laws. Yet despite being lawfully served with a Cease and Desist Order by the San Francisco Planning Department, despite numerous citations for prostitution by the Police Department, and despite repeated warnings by the City Attorney’s Office, Heaven’s operators have stubbornly remained open for business, distributing lurid flyers promoting their unlawful enterprise, and allegedly engaging in at least one act of intimidation toward a promoter of a lawful and properly permitted competing establishment.

The case is 1054 Kearny, LLC, DBA Heaven Mini Theatre v. City and County of San Francisco, San Francisco Superior Court No. CGC 08 479-624, filed Sept. 9, 2008. The complete presskit, which includes the pleadings and declarations filed with the court today, is available on the City Attorney’s Web site at the following URL: http://www.sfgov.org/cityattorney

Kryptonite Lock Scores a Pyrrhic Victory on Market Street – A Stripped Bike

Monday, May 25th, 2009

The owner of this Schwinn bicycle took a bit of care before locking it up for the last time ever. Note the $50 Kryptonite Evolution Mini (quite fashionable, non?avec cable for the wheels – that’s a perfectly cromulent way of a locking a bike on the mean streets of San Francisco. (A lesser lock would have succumbed like this.)

But the owner might have dared to leave it overnight, when the freaks come out.   

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The San Francisco Bicycle Coalition has some thoughts on the issue of protecting your bike. Check it out, after the jump.

Good luck.

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Parallel Parking in San Francisco – The Exact Wrong Way to Do It

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Now take a look at this full-size Chevrolet Silverado work truck parked on the Streets of San Francisco (a Quinn Martin Production). The driver literally had about one inch of maneuvering space fore and aft, so it was fairly obvious he wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Whose fault is it? Either the driver of the Subaru wagon on the left or the 3-series BMW on the right. The onus is on you, the parker, to make sure others can get out, right?  

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In this case, the Chevy owner gave up and the BMW left a few hours later. It was replaced by a MINI Cooper, whose owner actually checked to see if he left enough space.

That’s your transportation-related Lesson of the Day

¡Bienvenido a San Francisco!

A Veuve Clicquot City Traveler Wine Bottle Case Actually Used as a Purse

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

Here’s a deal that’s been around for a while – the Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin house of sparkling wine (we’re not supposed to call it Champagne anymore) will throw in an insulated case and a couple of Champagne(TM) flutes for $10 when you buy a $30-something, full sized, 750ml bottle of Yellow Label. Just toss out the “cooling neoprene insulation” (cooling, really?) and you’re good to go.

Heretofore, you wouldn’t see these things being used as clutches around town, but now you can. See? From a recent San Francisco soiree (that also cost $10):

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Available in 375ml and 750ml sizes, Ostentatious Yellow or Passionate Pink only.  

And while you’re at it, you might as well pick up the matching love seat for $10,000 as well.

Classy!

Hey, Drivers of Those Little Red Bull Cars: SLOW DOWN!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

We’re here in San Francisco, so of course illegal “California stops” are de rigueur (except at Fulton and Pierce in the Western Addition – for some reason, about half of San Francisco’s stop sign violation tickets seem to be issued at that one intersection). 

But drivers of those little Red Bull cars gots to understand that they need to come down to less than 15 miles per hour when passing by stop signs. That way, they’ll be demonstrating that they actually see the signs through the taurine haze

Now, they’ve already taken away our Sparks “energy drink” due to naughty behavior, so please don’t compound the problem and give the Red Bull a bad image.

On Hayes street, blowing through the stops, in too much of a hurry bringing refreshment to the public?  Click to expand.

All you Red Bullers should be more like these. They managed to give out free samples on foot. Perhaps they took MUNI?

Hurray!

In San Francisco, Everybody Drives a Mini Cooper

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Or a Smart Car. Either way.

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The Pick Up Artist of Golden Gate Park

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

The tool he uses? An old school Austin Mini, complete with ten-inch wheels. Compare the red car with the larger New MINI on left.

You can see New MINIs all over the place but the older models are what you need to attract attention these days.  

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