Posts Tagged ‘minivan’

Keep Clear of BAD MICKEY and His Aging Minivan

Friday, May 12th, 2017

Or not, you choice.

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Strange Taxi: “BUXI?” – What’s This?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2016

IDK:

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Minivan, Frisco-Style – Sidecar Motorcycles of the 94122 – The Family That Rides Together Abides Together

Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

Helmets for decorative use only:

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Porsche Cayenne Minivan Driver Parks on the Sidewalk, on the Crosswalk, and on an Abandoned Mattress

Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

With 4WD, you can park anywhere, right?

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As seen in the Western Addition, an area that’s “in transition…”

2015 Hipster Being Chased by His Future Self from 2025

Monday, January 19th, 2015

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Then the minivan sped up to 88 MPH and disappeared…

This Sidecar TNC (Transportation Network Company) Van was in an Accident and Then It Wasn’t Properly Repaired, IMO

Tuesday, December 9th, 2014

The orange side mirror cozy tells us that that this minivan is operating as a Sidecar and the fact that its front wheels are closer to the median than the rear wheels when it’s going straight down the highway tells me that it was in an accident and then it wasn’t properly repaired:

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IMO

Is this a particularly dangerous sitch? Prolly not.

And, in fact, Lady Diana would have been better off in this vehicle* with this driver** on these roads*** and with San Francisco EMTs**** at the ready than she was in her deadly accident in France.

And it’s not an SFMTA-approved San Francisco taxi cab with more than a half million miles on the odometer.

But still, this Sidecar aint right.

IMO

*A Mercedes Benz S280 that had badges saying “S600” and “V12,” an S280 that wasn’t repaired properly after being stolen for its airbages, an S280 that handled differently turning left vs turning right

**Not drunk, let’s hope.

***Pick America’s poorest state and try to find exposed support beams without a guardrail ala that tunnel in Paris. You can’t. 

****American-style “scrape and scoot” response vs. a French-style “stay and pray” let’s-take-more-than-an-an-hour-to-get-to-the-hospital approach…

Prolific Couple, San Mateo County

Friday, September 12th, 2014

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Angry Pedestrian Commits Traffic Violence on Masonic Avenue

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014

Dude was meandering down the excessively wide sidewalks of Masonic until he entered the street to block traffic, for some reason.

And then…

…he took out the driver side rear view mirror with his satchel – THWACK!

Who will calm the restless pedestrians of San Francisco?

99PercentRide.Org! At First Glance, This Busted Up Minivan Looks to be a Downscale Uber Alternative

Wednesday, December 18th, 2013

That was my first guess:

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The Most Complicated Back Window Minivan Stick-Figure Family Tree You’ll Ever See

Monday, November 4th, 2013

As seen on Masonic:

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