Posts Tagged ‘missing’

A San Francisco Question: What Three Brands of Car are So Special Their Owners Don’t Need to Worry About Front License Plates?

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

1) Porsche. This brand has gotta be the #1 offender in Frisco. The funny thing is that Porsches in Germany have front license plates, but low aspect ratio American license plates apparently mar the good looks of these rides stateside.

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2) Tesla. I mean, they all look the same from the front without a FLP, right?

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Just one after the other…

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Same-o same-o:

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3) BMW. I don’t have a shot of a recent BMW without an FLP, but they’re out there, all over.

Why is it that regular ppl have FLP’s and richers don’t even though they should?

Seems odd…

Neighborhood Minutiae: STOLEN, CADILLAC EL DORADO – How To Get Your Caddy Back

Wednesday, June 14th, 2017

The only posting on the Panhandle Community Board currently:

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Rec and Park’s Garbage Can Removal Campaign Proceeds Apace – And Here’s the Result

Monday, March 20th, 2017

And what’s the reply? Give us more money, most likely.

Here’s how things are going at currently garbage can-free Dolores Park:

“Rec & Park seems under the impression that garbage cans somehow create litter. No, really: Since cans often overflow and people have a habit of leaving garbage on top of or just off the side of an empty can, a certain civic theory goes that cutting out the cans will in turn cut out the overall garbage. Admittedly, there is a certain logic to this, in the same way that chopping off your hands prevents arthritis.”

And here’s the Panhandle – this can is doing the work of three now:

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(Perhaps for different reasons, IDK. But actually, I’m totally baffled as to why they removed ALL the garbage cans from Dolores Park either. Somehow this makes sense to the ppl inside RPD.)

RPD has all these plans to do things, but there’s nobody around to make it do the things it doesn’t feel excited about doing.

So who runs RPD? It’s Michael D. Brown, basically. So you can either say, “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job,” or not.

Brownie wants to build new bridges. Brownie doesn’t want to take care of the existing bridges he’s been made steward of…

Stolen Again: Now-Infamous Blue Trials Bike Goes Missing for a Second Time

Friday, December 2nd, 2016

The story so far, and now this:

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FUBU 2016: Ford Focus is “FO’ US”

Wednesday, October 12th, 2016

Let’s not focus on the lack of focus on this Focus:

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Infamous “MISSING (NOT STOLEN)” Trials Bike Found, Sort Of – On Top of a Saab in the Western Addition

Monday, June 6th, 2016

You wouldn’t believe how many light post signs that could be seen all over town last month, advertising this bike.

And look, here it is, east of the Northeast of the Panhandle Area (NoPA) – aka our Western Addition. Seen coming…

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and going:

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And here’s your close-up:

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Not sure what all this means…

Word on the Street: “MISSING (NOT STOLEN) – CASH REWARD” – This Sign is All Over The Place

Tuesday, May 24th, 2016

If I had stolen this bike, seeing all these signs everywhere just might be enough to motivate me to collect my reward.

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How the Grinch Stole My TWITTER MOMENTS Tab! – One Day It Appeared, Then It Moved, Then It Disappeared, Now It’s Back

Thursday, December 24th, 2015

Here’s how the Twitter looked this AM after opening a new window:

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Then I says to myself, I says, “Oh no, I’m now without TWITTER’s MOST IMPORTANT FEATURE EVER!!!

But then I double-checked a few minutes later and it turned up once again, like a bad penny:

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Anyway, some people miss their missing Moments while others are left to wonder.

I have nothing against Moments, but it’s not for me. I only ever click on it by mistake, especially after it switched places with Notifications

A Sad, Month-Long Search for a Soccer Ball in the Richmond District – “I Will Know Who the Thief is”

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

I think I would have gone with LOST rather than STOLEN!

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But that’s just me.

MISSING: Steven Harris – Last Seen at the California Academy of Sciences Jan 6th – Last Ping at Market / Van Ness

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

[UPDATE: “STEVEN HAS BEEN FOUND. He is currently with family.]

OK, here’s the report as far as I know:

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Steven Harris, went missing around 11:00 AM on Tuesday, January 6th, 2015, last seen leaving his job at the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco. His home is in San Bruno, and his last phone ping was at Market & Van Ness. His family is trying to get any sort of media attention to help bring Steven home.

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