Here’s the thing about this red leather motosickle jacket from Icon – you need to scuff up the metal part before you go around wearing this indoors, as this fellow was doing. It’s no good to be at a getogether with your spine all polished up and shiny. You gots to have scuffed up, as if you wreck every couple of weeks or so.
Just as Oprah doesn’t want to see unburned candles around the house, or plastic sheeting on couches neither, see? You gotta live, baby. So burn down those candle wicks, even if it’s just for a second or two, and then scuff up your carbon fiber encased jacket spine. Isn’t it boss?
Dude looks like a ninja turtle, and what’s wrong so with that?