Posts Tagged ‘near’

Where Not to Double Park: Near Intersections – And Here’s Why

Friday, November 24th, 2017

I mean, isn’t it obvious what’s wrong here?

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And the kind of driver what double parks near an intersection is the kind who will obliviously start going just as you’ve committed to go on the wrong side of the street to pass them.

Attention UBER / Lyft: Don’t double park near intersections in Frisco.

Parallel Parking Grand Champion: There’s a Whole Lot of Right or a Whole Lot of Wrong in This Photo

Friday, March 17th, 2017

Those unfamiliar with Frisco, many ppl, have asked me if cars ever get stuck in street parking spaces, owing to no lines telling you where to park.

So if Bro here, who’s now trying to escape, parked in this space without causing mayhem and then managed to expertly go on his way, well then BRAVO:

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But more likely, he was blocked in and had to wait to get out. (I didn’t stick around to find out.)

In that case, this sitch is either the fault of the Subie driver ahead or the Honda driver behind. One simply can’t tell…

Geary Street Tableau Near Union Square: BMW, BMW, Mercedes Benz, BMW, BMW, BMW

Tuesday, February 10th, 2015

From left to right:

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Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz/

My friends all have Beemers, I must make amends

Free, Entirely Un-Yuppie “Doin It In The Park 2009” Party a Huge Success in Golden Gate Park

Monday, September 7th, 2009

It was featured on Broke Ass Stuart’s Gosh Darn Website (remember him? He saved Bay to Breakers 2009, or something, pictured here in orange necktie) so you had to go. Doin’ It In the Park 2009 went off without a hitch in Golden Gate Park‘s Elk Glen Cove yesterday.

What’s this? A late 60’s / early 70’s muscle car? The owner simply can’t be from San Francisco, as the only time you see such cars in the 415 is when Hollywood comes to town, ala the dreadful old Nash Bridges show or the horrible new Trauma show.

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Free burgers, hot dogs and imitation cheese – that’ll certainly keep the YUPs away. Tinted fogglasses were the order of the day: 

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Urban headgear, digital cameras (note two-fisted style, a sure bet to catch all the action for the MySpace), $2.00 40’s of beer, and maybe even a little ganga that didn’t find its way to Burning Man:

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Look at all the people!

See you there next year!