The San Francisco Citizen

It’s on! Forget about that pricey Outside Lands Festival coming at the end of the month. Today, August, 2, 2008, you’ve got to go see Menudo play the Panhandle in the afternoon. It’s all a part of “Slime Across America,” brought to you by Nickelodeon.

Of course it’s the New Menudo, so things are a little different now. For starters, the boys can stay in the group until they reach the ripe old age of 20 years old. That’s not as good as Logan’s Run, but it’s better than when your career topped out at 16, back in the day.

via Puck90’s photostream

See you there!

In the left corner we have One Rincon Hill, South Tower, standing 641 feet tall. Compare that with the “New Sheriff’s Facility” jail (the “glamour slammer“) on the right.

Which building is better?

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“I–my idea, when we started out was to have a, you know, rising up, in the form of an undulating, ovulating ground that you don’t get so much nowadays.”

The tool he uses? An old school Austin Mini, complete with ten-inch wheels. Compare the red car with the larger New MINI on left.

You can see New MINIs all over the place but the older models are what you need to attract attention these days.