Posts Tagged ‘nordstrom’
Monday, April 29th, 2013
Abercrombie, he just wanted the stuff back, but Fitch insisted on pressing charges….
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Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
My only weakness is … well, never mind, never mind
Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
Learn to love me
And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push – and it’s over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began …
I was bored before I even began
Tags: 2013, 5th, :Face Shoplifting, Abercrombie & Fitch, arrested, Baton, bay area, bust woman, california, car, cop, corner, corner union square, crown vic, cuffs, handcuffs, leather, mall, mall cop, market, nordstrom, officer, Phallic, police, San Francisco, San Francisco Centre, SFPD, shoplifter, store, street, twitterloin, union square
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Friday, April 5th, 2013
Saturday morning on Market Street betwixt the Powell Street Cable Car turnaround and the San Francisco Centre Nordstrom mall:
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Tags: 2013, bay area, bottle, Bottle Service, bus stop, Commercial Shoot, cops, Frisco Style, market, Mumm Napa Cuvee M5th, nordstrom, officers, police, Powell, San Francisco, satreet, SFPD, wine
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Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
I’ll tell you, the lighted Christmas snowflakes of Market Street used to stop just past Fifth Street, because, you know, who cares about Mid Market?
Well, these days, the lighted Christmas snowflakes of Market Street make it all the way to 7th Street, AFAICS.
See?
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Hurray!
Tags: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2012, bay area, bloomingdale's, burning, california, cbd, central market, christmas, Community Benefit District, Community Challenge Grant, company, december 14, Development, Dress for Less, electricity, Festivus, Flood Building, forest city, four seasons, Hanukkah, holiday, hotel, iphone, Kwanzaa, lighted, lit, LP, market, Market Street Association, McKesson, nordstrom, North of Market, Palace Hotel, path of gold, pg&e, recology, ross, San Francisco, San Francisco Centre, Seligman, SF, shn, Shorenstein, snowflake, snowflakes, snowflakes on market, stolen, street, summer, tenderloin, Theaters, twitter, twitterloin, Western Enterprises, westfield, winter, Winter Holiday Which Shant Be Named, yerba buena
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Friday, February 3rd, 2012
Now, when I say vandalized, I mean partially stolen. (You see criminals these days don’t actually have the ability to easily steal an entire bicycle with a quickness, so they just take the parts that they want.)
Wheels, headsets, saddles, lights, brakes, cassettes, pedals, handlebars, shifters – they’re all fair game.
So the owners of the bikes come back to the remaining carcass and then say, “Screw it, I’m buying a car,” or whathaveyou.
And then the unusable bikes remain for days, weeks, and months.
See?
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If our dysfunctional City can’t see its way clear to criminalize bike theft, couldn’t it at least haul away the abandoned bike carcasses promptly?
I mean, we’re supposed to be a “world-class City” or something, right?
So how many tens of thousands of tourists have seen this one bike while walking into City Centre mall?
Is that a good thing?
Just asking, Bro.
Tags: 2012, bay area, bicycles, bike, bikes, california, cops, crime, dept., ed lee, locks, mall, Mayor, nordstrom, police, San Francisco, SFPD, stolen, thieves, Vandalized
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Thursday, January 12th, 2012
This guy is still out there.
He is the Bringer of Earworms.
No pay but the perks just might be out of this world…
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Hey, let’s take measure of the “world-class” image of our “world-class” Mayor’s “world-class” City:
“OH: “In no other place in America would you see so many crack pipes between Nordstoms and Bloomingdales.” A DC-er’s take on #sanfrancisco 
”
Tags: 2012, bay area, bible, bloomingdale's, california, crack, crack pipes, fallen, market, nordstrom, pipes, quote, San Francisco, sandwich board, street
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Tuesday, December 20th, 2011
So this is what happens, somebody comes along and steals the saddle, fork and headset.
See?
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Oh, the hubris of leaving your bike only partially secured in front of the flagship Nordstrom in Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco…
Tags: 2010, 2011, bay area, bicycle, bike, california, centre, crime, cyclist, department, ed lee, edwin lee, fifth, fixie, fork, headset, lock, mall, market, Mayor, nordstrom, nordstroms, saddle, San Francisco, SFPD, stolen, store, street
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Thursday, December 15th, 2011
Here’s how things looked last night on Market Street, with all the streetlights and giant snowflakes turned off for some reason.
Oh, baby, that’s dark:
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Could it have something to do with the jury-rigged, frat-house-style wiring our City Family uses?
I know not.
When, oh when, will our Path of Gold glitter once again?
Tags: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, bay area, Bloomingdale’s, burning, california, cbd, central market, christmas, Community Benefit District, Community Challenge Grant, company, december 14, Development, Dress for Less, electricity, Festivus, Flood Building, forest city, four seasons, Hanukkah, holiday, hotel, Kwanzaa, lighted, lit, LP, market, Market Street Association, McKesson, nordstrom, North of Market, Palace Hotel, path of gold, pg&e, recology, ross, San Francisco, San Francisco Centre, Seligman, SF, shn, Shorenstein, snowflake, snowflakes, snowflakes on market, street, summer, tenderloin, Theaters, twitter, twitterloin, Western Enterprises, westfield, winter, Winter Holiday Which Shant Be Named, yerba buena
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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
See?
Angle Grinder Man had just taken out the old, poorly-designed snake-like rack. [Cue Finest Worksong.] The bunch of new light-silvery racks you can see should be in place by now.
I dare you to park your bike here betwixt Union Square and San Francisco Centre overnight. Without proper theft hardening, and very possibly even with, the little monsters will have taken the bulk of it by sun-up. Truth.
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If you think this sitch of not having enough bike racks around town is all Crazy Rob Anderson’s fault, well, we’ll have to disagree.
The time to rise has been engaged
You’re better best to rearrange
I’m talking here to me alone
I listen to the finest worksong
Your finest hour
Your finest hour
Tags: 2011, bay area, bicycle, bike, bikes, california, crime, cut cutting, cyclists, dpw, fifth, mall, market, new, nordstrom, rack, racks, San Francisco, sf san francisco centre, SFPD, shopping, stolen, street, theft, union square
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Thursday, March 17th, 2011
When I was a beginner, I’d do the same thing – I’d go all the way home before remembering my front wheel:
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How embarrassing!
Tags: 2011, bay area, bicycle, bike, california, cyclists, nordstrom, San Francisco, stolen, thieves, Wheel
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
Well it was listed on funcheapSF.com so you just knew it was going to be fun and cheap. And actually, it was free, it was packed, and adult drinks were included - it was like no department store I’ve seen before.
“San Francisco Magazine and Nordstrom host an exclusive fall ‘09 men’s fashion event on Tuesday September 22, 2009 from 6 to 8pm. Meet Tom Julian, Nordstrom Guide to Mens’ Stylebook author and fashion insider and experience a one-of-a-kind fashion presentation from some of their favorite designers including Canali, G-Star, Hugo Boss and more. Stylists will be on hand to assist you in finding the right look for you. Enjoy cocktails, savory treats and a live DJ.”
The mall truly has it all:
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Let’s look closer at Nordstrom levels 1, 2, and 3:
Bam! How many mens were here?
Like 32 models up on the catwalk or something:
Don’t miss the next event you see on funcheapSF that looks anything like this. Until then, gentlemen can find great men’s fashions at King Size Direct big and tall mens clothing.
See you there!
Tags: 2009, centre, department, event, fall, fasion, Guide to Mens’ Style, magazine, mall, market, nordstom, nordstrom, nordstroms, San Francisco, show, street, Tom Julian
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