Posts Tagged ‘off’

Osculate Then Aviate: Aptly Named “Kiss ‘N Fly” Option at SFO Isn’t Actually All That Useful, It Would Seem

Tuesday, January 12th, 2016

Here it is, for dropping off your “loved ones” at SFO:

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And here’s the map:

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And here’s how things got started, back in aught-seven.

IDK, man. This doesn’t seem like all that great an option, so like I don’t get this, man.

JMO

Open-Air Paint Booth, Ashbury Street – I’m Thinking Somebody Drove Around Frisco Like This

Friday, September 18th, 2015

I know what you’re thinking – you’re thinking, But Will It Drift?

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Well, with plastic wrapped around the tires, the answer is YES

Is This Brand-New Surfacing a Rec and Park Tennis Court OR a Rec and Park Dog Run? The Answer Will Amaze You

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

The answer is: A DOG RUN.

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(And I say brand-new ’cause it still seems that way to me, even after a few years.)

Train Trouble: Crossing Arms? The Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority Don’t Need No Stinking Crossing Arms!

Thursday, April 24th, 2014

These four arrows tell the story. From right to left, we see a FEDEX DRIVER helping a VTA DRIVER remove a CROSSING ARM from the street after it fell off from the ELECTROMECHANICAL BARRIER DRIVE SYSTEM.

See?

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Then the train driver got back in and slowly, ever so slowly fled the scene.

Fin.

Isn’t This Kind of Chalk-On-The-Sidewalk Ad Seen on Haight Street Illegal in San Francisco? The Answer Will Amaze You!

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or rather, the answer will amaze the owner of this cafe in the Upper Haight area.

That’s ’cause, yes, this kind of thing isn’t permitted in the City & County.

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Shark Attack Victim Product Endorsement, Market Street USA

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

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The Most Irate MUNI Bus Driver I’ve Ever Seen – Kicking a Passenger Off the #5 Fulton – Welcome to MUNI!

Friday, July 6th, 2012

So some guy gets on a bus and starts loudly pattering about how he’s a tough motherfucker, how he has a kilo of cocaine to sell, etc. This goes on for a couple minutes.

And then the driver stops the bus:

“We’re all going to get off – I get paid either way! Recognize that!”

“Do it again and I swear to God everybody’ll be getting off and I’ll be the asshole bus driver. Understand?”

But of course, the passenger wasn’t done. One stop later:

“You want me to call my people or MUNI’s? You’ll have more luck with MUNI’s people, trust me!”

Endgame:

“People, I apologize – Welcome to MUNI.”

And the kicker:

“And the paper says I get paid too much.”

I think most of the passengers were highly satisfied with this driver.

(Of course, this has little of the pathos of Fight on SF Muni Bus in Chinatown – HIGH QUALITY ORIGINAL, but that one is the gold standard of off-message MUNI videos.)

On It Goes…

Uh, Shouldn’t the Workers of City Hall Turn Off Their Lights, You Know, At Night, When Nobody’s There?

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

Hells yes!

For symbolic reasons, if for no other.

It’s like this every night:

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Letting Go in Miraloma Park: What Passes for a Backyard Bird in San Francisco (Hide Your Pets)

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Just look at this monster, this Raptor from Miraloma Park:

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Craiglist Founder Craig Newmark lives on this same hill but further down, so he gets smaller backyard birds

Finally: A Car Being Driven at Night Without Headlights That’s Not a Toyota Prius!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

[Assessor-Recorder Phil Ting and area muckraker Phil Matier both drive Priuseseses around town but they don’t seem to drive like Prius drivers, AFAICS. It’s uncanny. Consider them exceptions to the rule.]

Most of the time, when you see people driving at night without their headlights on, the car involved is a Toyota Prius. There are various reasons for that, but mostly it has to do with the lack of situation awareness possessed by the typical Prius driver.

So it was refreshing to see a non-Prius driver doing the same thing just yesterday. Thusly:

Now, if you want to get in on the fun, order a black Prius from Toyota. Then, when you go about at night without lights on, you’ll turn invisible. Thusly.

And oh yes, feel free to blame Toyota after you crash.

Hurray!