The San Francisco Citizen

San Francisco’s been having lots of red skies at night lately, due to all of the recent fires. Check out the Real Time Wildfire Map, if you’d like. You see? It’s all just a bunch of smoke.

So the weather lore contained in the Da Jesus Book doesn’t really apply to our current situation.

“Enjoy” the red skies while you can.

Impressions, Sunset over Smart & Final (2008)

This was the scene on Ashbury near Haight in San Francisco. Maybe this guy was a firefighter for the California Department of Corrections or maybe he got his orange clothes from craigslist.com.

The ad from craigslist said that there’s nothing preventing people from wearing this kind of prison clothing out on the streets.

Check out the paint job on this Limited Edition Porsche Boxster. Appalling, in’nt?

You’ll certainly attract lots of attention driving around in the orangest car in the world, much as you would walking around in a white suit, ala Tom Wolfe.

Zoom zoom.

Here’s what you do:

• Find the elusive Lucky Money Fish
• Give it your money (but not pennies - the LMF doesn’t need any more pennies)
• Make a wish

Then simply wait for your wish to come true. Repeat as necessary.

A male Allen’s Hummingbird uses sunlight to show off his iridescent orange-red mantle at the Strybing Arboretum / San Francisco Botanical Garden .

It’s his way of saying “we bad” to other Allen’s Hummingbirds.