Well, Samhain / Halloween is almost here, so it’s time to check out Yelp-rated Clancy’s Christmas Trees and Pumpkin Patch in the Inner Funset* near Lawton and 7th Avenue.
But don’t be afraid to grab your Christian boy or girl and get on over there, as they’ll be welcome as well.
Who needs the suburbs? Who needs Half Moon Bay? Clancy’s has everything needed to satisfy all your pum’kin patch needs and it looks pretty good on a Dreaded Sunny Day:
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Always remember, “Dropping Pumpkins Will Hurt Them.”
All right, Blessed Be and Merry Part.
See you there!
*Never ever joke around about how the Inner Sunset maybe, sometimes, just maybe has a bit of fog sometimes or about how there were six parking spaces a stone’s throw away from Park Chow available at eight-something PM on a cold winter’s night. The IS’ers, they don’t like that kind of talk. NOT ONE BIT!
No more scooter rides in the cemetery
Just old spider webs and memories
No more scooter rides in the cemetery
Just old spider webs and memories
