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Posts Tagged ‘pants’
Area Cyclist Color Coordinates: Lime Green Helmet, Grips, Brakes, Graphics – Bright Blue Frame, Socks – Tan Tires, Pants
Thursday, April 18th, 2013Everybody in Khakis! A Different Kind of Bus Tour Group in San Francisco’s Civic Center
Thursday, November 29th, 2012I was thinking like California Conservation Corps but the bus they rode in on had federal plates.
Who are these people?
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This is a stumper.
Anyway, they’re probably not from The Gap.
Plumber’s Butt, Biker’s Butt: There’s Little Difference – Cyclist Enjoys the Overly-Wide Sidewalks of Geary in TRD
Wednesday, October 24th, 2012This dude reminded me of…
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…this gal, who certainly enjoyed kicking at the parked cars what “invaded” Golden Gate Park on a so-called Healthy Saturday:
Anyway, what Geary needs is to lose its useless median strip.
IMO.
Our San Francisco Ballet’s Very Own Yuan Yuan Tan Stars in International Ad Campaign for The Gap
Friday, August 17th, 2012As seen on Market Street, larger than life, a ballerina in blue jeans:
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Hey, have you seen the line-up for the 2013 season? The time to buy is now.
Anyway, all the deets after the jump.
Know Your Hayes Valley Sex Offenders, Mild Type – This Flasher on Hayes Street Flashes MUNI Buses
Tuesday, July 17th, 2012That’s why he wears the sweat pants.
So he can flash.
See?
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Hayes Valley: The Place Between Where You Are and Where You Want To Be.
Yet Another Video of the Whole SFO – Deshon Marman – U.S. Air Flight 488 Thing
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011In the words of Black Christian News:
“When you vote for Homosexual Marriage, you open up the door for a whole bunch of uncomfortable stuff.”
OK then.
Comes now Jon Brooks of the News Fix with word of NMA weighing in.
I’ve already said my piece.
Leave us depart this affair, older and wiser…
Don’t Sass Sully: SFO Passenger Deshon Marman Was _Not_ Arrested for His Clothing, Right?
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011Via News Fix, KQED’s Bay Area News Blog, comes word of an apparently inexplicable conundrum.
All right, here we go:
1. Passenger Jill Tarlow needs to get a life outside of photographing whatever “shocks” her. (“I was shocked, completely shocked. I’m shocked…” Yada yada yada…)
2. Listen To Your Captain.
Now, if you want to completely ignore flight crew that’s your choice, but it might be tough to fly. And when the Captain asks you to leave, it’s time to leave. Otherwise you’re going to get arrested for trespassing. And if you injure the cops taking you off your flight, well, you’re just making things worse for yourself.
Don’t be “reverent” and “respectful” – it’s not necessary. Just make the effort to pretend to listen flight crew and you’ll be fine. (And, oh yes, if you want to say “sir,” say it once at the beginning of the exchange. Don’t use it as a crutch word, just saying.)
Honest.
Anyway, if you want to call this thing “pilot error,” well then be my guest but you’re wrong.
Anyway, to review:
Starting at :45, this is an example of how to get yourself tossed off a flight at SFO or anywhere.
“Deshon Marman, 20, a defensive player for the University of New Mexico and graduate of Lincoln High in San Francisco, was arrested and removed from US Airways flight 488 Wednesday after police said he ignored an airline employee’s request to pull up sweatpants that exposed his underwear below the buttocks.”
Nice video, San Francisco Chronicle:
It doesn’t matter why the captain has come back to have a chat with you, all that matters is this:
The captain isn’t going to fly you anywhere if you avoid listening to him or her by incessantly interrupting him or her.
(Right? Pilots hate it when you don’t listen to them.)
Also, fighting with the SFPD is a surefire way of making sure that the San Mateo County District Attorney can’t just laugh things off.
This is true regardless of what clothes you wear or how you wear your clothes…
How to Talk Yourself into Jail While Sitting on the Tarmac at SFO – Deshon Marman and U.S. Air Flight 488
Monday, June 20th, 2011Starting at :45, this is an example of how to get yourself tossed off a flight at SFO or anywhere.
“Deshon Marman, 20, a defensive player for the University of New Mexico and graduate of Lincoln High in San Francisco, was arrested and removed from US Airways flight 488 Wednesday after police said he ignored an airline employee’s request to pull up sweatpants that exposed his underwear below the buttocks.”
Nice video, San Francisco Chronicle:
It doesn’t matter why the captain has come back to have a chat with you, all that matters is this:
The captain isn’t going to fly you anywhere if you avoid listening to him or her by incessantly interrupting him or her.
(Right? Pilots hate it when you don’t listen to them.)
Also, fighting with the SFPD is a surefire way of making sure that the San Mateo County District Attorney can’t just laugh things off.
This is true regardless of what clothes you wear or how you wear your clothes…
As Seen on Market Street: A Moto Guzzi and a Gaultier Pants (All Right)
Monday, January 10th, 2011Man oh man I’d feel super self-conscious driving this rig around town wearing all these leather accessories, I’ll tell you. Appears as if at least six individual cows had to die for this ensemble. Wow.
And the bike, well, it’s an older model that’s been restored. At first I was thinking it was like a 2011 version of an Italian Harley, but now I’m thinking it’s not retro at all, it’s just an old bike in perfect shape.
Anyway, I always wondered what “a Moto Guzzi and a Gaultier pants” looked like, and now I know.
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The Tupamaros got a platinum card (all right)
I got a heart of gold and it’s time to get hard (and I like it)
A Moto Guzzi I gotta way to get rich (all right)
I gotta library and a seven day itch (and I like It)
I got money oh I got around but my life was going nowhere
I was looking for love and I want your love baby love
When you gonna get me Boom! there she was
I was looking for love and I want your love baby love
When you gonna get me Boom! there she was – for me
The Tupamaros an immutable truth (all right)
I got a razor blade an’ a beautiful youth (and I like it)
A Moto Guzzi an’ a Gaultier pants (all right)
I got a reason girl was Immanuel Kant’s (and I like it)
Pharmacopoeia I got a way with the word (all right)
I got an’ alphabet that you never have heard (and I like it)
(Looking for love now)(Are you looking for me)
(I’m looking for love now)(Wanted to get you girl
I got money oh I got around but my life was going nowhere
I was looking for love and I want your love baby love
When you gonna get me Boom! there she was
I was looking for love and I want your love baby love
When you gonna get me Boom! there she was – for me
Prediction: Low-Rise Pants are Now as Low as They Will Ever Be
Sunday, April 6th, 2008As is the case with fashionably large sunglasses, there comes a limit with how far you can go. The low-rise revival that started in 2001 has now run its course. Ergo, normal pants should be coming back.
This cyclist on JFK Drive in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park attracted attention by kicking at (not actually kicking, apparently) parked cars, perhaps in frustration over seeing a Subaru quasi SUV parked on a stretch of road that some drafts of Healthy Saturdays would have made car-free. It was the start of the 2008 season of Healthy Saturdaies yesterday, after all.
Regardless of what you’re doing, it seems regular pants would be a more comfortable option.
Regular pants tomorrow, regular pants today, regular pants forever!
