Posts Tagged ‘paper’

Wealthy People Who Can Afford Porsches and Mercedes Benzes, But Not, Apparently, Bridge Tolls, Month After Month, Year After Year

Monday, April 2nd, 2018

As seen near the San Francisco – Oakland Bay Bridge:

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PAPER DRIVERS: If You Actually Pay Bridge Tolls Every Day in the Bay Area, You’re a Big Sucker – Presenting FasTrak UBER / Lyft-Style

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Gentle Reader, is these UBERs and Lyft cars new?

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No, they is not.

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And that means that they should have real license plates by now, right?

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I think I saw all these cars on the Streets of San Francisco over the course of a few hours. There were more I came across, I’m sure.

But with great plates come great responsibility, meaning that with real metal plates you’ll get busted for not paying bridge tolls, due to license plate scanners.

Now I understand that paper driver is already a phrase, meaning something else, but to me, a paper driver is one who drives across as many local bridges per day as possible over the next year or two afore there’s a chance of actual enforcement starting.

We might get some penalty starting in 2019, but IDK how effective it will be.

Oh well.

Enjoy paying your bridge tolls, suckers, while the UBERs and Lyfts ahead and behind you cross over the bay for free…

This $300,000 Ferrari GTC4Lusso Prolly Should Have License Plates, But the Ferraristi of Frisco Generally Don’t Like Displaying Plates

Friday, December 29th, 2017

This is a 2017 model, so like I say, it prolly should have plates on by now. As seen on gritty Fulton:

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But there are many benefits of running around without plates of course. I can name five* or six.

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Of course people who have Hondas and Kias all seem to be able to display their license plates.

Go figure.

*Avoiding those pesky license plate scanners so that your future ex-wife’s attorney can’t track your wheareabouts years later.
Free bridge passage.
Your nabes might think you have the new and “improved” 2018 model (which mostly looks the same except it doesn’t have all wheel drive and it doesn’t have this model’s V-12 (prolly for all-important emissions and MPG reasons), so is that really better? IDK).
A clean look for your ride.
Showing the world that you’re just like Steve Jobs, who also went plateless as a lifestyle.
(Don’t say use tax avoision, don’t say use tax avoision.)
Etc.

Not Many Takers for Frisco Phone Book Delivery the Past Month – Is “YP” Just a Scam to Separate Advertisers from Their Money?

Friday, December 22nd, 2017

This is my current theory. If the cost of production and delivery is less than what you can get out of advertisers, then you have an operating business, it seems, even if every last one of these unwanted “books” gets recycled within a few days of them getting dumped off.

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Just a theory.

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Frisco’s Opt Out System for Useless Telephone Book Delivery Isn’t Working, and Here’s the Proof

Thursday, November 23rd, 2017

Here’s the official opt out webpage, but it don’t work.

What happens is that deliverers count the number of units in a building and then leave that exact number on your stoop regardless of anybody opting out. Really, this is a lot easier than consulting some Do Not Deliver list.

So, a 3-unit building:

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And a 14-unit building:

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And another 3-unit building:

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See how that works?

So:

  1. Frisco’s vaunted opt out system doesn’t work.
  2. Nobody wants these useless, bulky ad books anyway, so that makes things obvious that Frisco’s vaunted opt out system doesn’t work.
  3. Phone books haven’t been relevant since they took out the Rainbow Grocery 20% off coupons.

Attention YP: Nobody in town wants your products.

END OF LINE.

San Francisco, 2017

Thursday, October 26th, 2017

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I’d totally wear one of these – I’m jelly.

A Question for UBER, Lyft and SFO: How Much Crap is Too Much Crap for Car Windshields? – Obstructed Views, By Design

Thursday, June 29th, 2017

The FasTrak transponder isn’t the issue, it’s everything else, occluding vision near the starboard A-pillar:

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The other issue is with all this AUTHORIZED TNC VEHICLE regalia is that it seems to make drivers feel that they are special, entitled.

(And if you’re still reading SFO, why not lengthen your runways and put them farther apart, you know, make your setup conform to federal regulations instead of what ended up happening, which was making federal regulations conform to deficient SFO?)

That is all.

Tesla Drivers with License Plates Hiding in the Trunk for Years Think YOU are a Sucker for Paying Bridge Tolls

Friday, May 19th, 2017

Oh yes, officer. I’ve been meaning to put on the license plates DMV sent me all those years ago, but [INSERT EXCUSE HERE].

As seen on the 101:

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Cf. Steve Jobs, famous for going plateless on the 101:

Mysterious “PREDATOR SCENT STUDY” is “IN PROGRESS” in Frisco – As Always, “DO NOT DISTURB THE STRAW BELOW”

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

I’ll try to pay off on this headline. See?

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And see?

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So what’s a predator? IDK.

Nearby, say within a half-mile or so, we have/had (exotic, red) foxes:

Und coyotes, yah?

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I’ve seen these kinds of COYOTE ALERT signs near the PREDATOR STUDY area. Here’s one coyote critter from farther away back in the day, near the Buffalo Paddock:

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So those are my guesses. I suppose we could be talking about raccoons and skunks and whatnot as well.

Someday we’ll find out about this PREDATOR STUDY, I’m sure…

Weeping Sidewalks: If It Looks Like Toilet Paper, It IS Toilet Paper

Tuesday, January 24th, 2017

You can see a little fountain springing up out of one of them

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Life in Frisco…