Posts Tagged ‘park’

Dolores Park Hockey Player – Loaded for Bear – A True San Francisco Pioneer

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016

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Facebook Corporate Shuttle Bus Update: Multiple, Repeated Violations in NoPA / Western Addition – No ID Number, “Staging” in MUNI Stops

Monday, February 1st, 2016

Oh Facebook, Facebook – why is it that I know so much more about how you should operate your corporate shuttle bus system than your Teamsters / employees / contractors do? I mean, who’s in charge here?

For instance, drivers at Hayes and Masonic repeatedly “stage” in the outbound MUNI bus stop. We’ve been through this afore. This isn’t some kind of loophole – it’s specifically enumerated as something drivers aren’t supposed to do. Here’s a scene from this morning, just after the operator decided to (awkwardly) hit the road:

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So the Teamsters/starters ask me, “Well, where do you want us to stage?” And I’m like NO NO NO, THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM. I’m like, no, I’m not paid to make that decision for you. IDK, do you want to pay some place for the privilege of parking for 5, 10 or 15 minutes at a shot? Hey, that’s an idea. Have at it. Oh, what’s that, you can’t afford that? Rly? IDK, man.

And lately, I’ve never seen these buses in compliance. The only time I really notice them is when they’re staging. MUNI buses generally stop, let ppl get on/off and move on in like 10-20 seconds. What can’t Facebook buses do that?

And the other thing is that I’m no longer seeing the green shuttle ID numbers on the back of these buses. They’re on the front, like 07-057, certainly, but not on the back, which is really the place where you’d want them, like, you just got run over by a bus and then you put your glasses back on and you say to yourself, oh OK, “07-057 – I’m going to call the 311 after I get out of the ER and I’m going to tell them 07-057, yeah, that’s the ticket.”

So what’s up with that? Am I seeing the same couple of noncompliant buses every day? That’s certainly possible. Or perhaps we’re in some kind of shuttle bus limbo due to in/action by the BOS the past couple of weeks and maybe the rules don’t apply anymore, if only temporarily?

Hey, here’s a checklist – walk around your damn bus every day and then check to see if your ID #s are where they are supposed to be.

I have a couple other pointers as well, FB. Call me, Facebook. Or gmail me or something. (I’m not on the actual FB anymore, sry.)

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For Many in San Francisco, Doing Thier Jobs Would Be Practically Impossible Without Illegal Parking

Monday, January 25th, 2016

You know, for illegal parking, this isn’t bad:

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Sorry if that’s too nuanced for you, or Scott Wiener or Ed Lee or whomever…

The Most Double-Parking on One Block I’ve Seen in the Western Addition – San Francisco Day School – A Parade of Luxury Cars

Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

And when I say one block, sometimes this line of idling Lexus LX570’s, Toyota Land Bruisers, Mercedes Benzes, Audi wagons, Toyota Priuses, Tesla Model S’es, and all matter of Porsches! Porsches! Porsches! goes down Golden Gate Ave (not far from where Patty Hearst was held in a closet), up Central, and then starts snaking back along Turk:

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Oh well:

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For our appointed Mayor to go on and on about how double parkers slow his chauffeured trips about town, well, what’s his fix for this? His zero tolerance policy doesn’t appear to acknowledge daily reality, oh well.

IMO, narrow Central “Avenue” really isn’t an avenue, so this wagon train of nannies and parents would be better off simply staying on Golden Gate stretching to the horizon.

Isn’t SDS SFDS the richest school in the Western Addition with tuition for kinders costing like $30k+ per year? I think so.

Seems it could try harder…

The Rat Lady of Golden Gate Park – Is This a Roof Rat Model on the Bicycle Helmet of This Woman?

Monday, December 21st, 2015

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Do These Jaywalkers on 30 MPH Masonic Realize That Somebody Died in This Exact Place Doing the Exact Same Thing?

Thursday, December 17th, 2015

Highly risky:

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Reverse angle:

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I’m guessing no, they do not.

I suppose I harp on this Trader Joe’s issue…

SFGov’s Institutionalized Double-Parking: Parking on Fell to Take a Long Wee-Wee – Would “City Family” Ticket Itself?

Thursday, December 10th, 2015

As with everything else, SFGov should look to itself afore it acts

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IMO.

The Unit Block of Masonic: A Daily Game of Frogger with Traffic Going 30 MPH in Both Directions

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

Get up to speed here.

The limit here, betwixt Pine and Geary, is 30 MPH

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This is poor planning.

This is San Francisco.

Close Parking, World Champion – YOU WON’T BELIEVE How Close These Cars Are – One Simple Trick

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

IMO, contact between cars whilst parallel parking is regular thing – it’s part of the process sometimes, no harm no foul for the most part.

But here, you’ve gotta keep them separated, if only by a half-inch, depending on the circumstance.

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I mean, imagine if another parker ahead of the Mercedes did the same thing – then where’d we be?

Offensive Parking on Clement: How to Enrage a Porsche Driver with a Quickness – How to Get Knifed

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

Both these rides in the Inner Richmond weren’t being parked, they were parked parked, like with no drivers/passengers around.

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Let’s hope the Porsche driver didn’t beat the SUV driver coming back to this scene…