Posts Tagged ‘park’

The Wild Parrots Not of Telegraph Hill – As Seen Over the Eucalyptus of Golden Gate Park

Tuesday, October 25th, 2016

The range of dese boids has increased a lot since I first saw them on the Filbert Steps some 11 years ago:


Speaking of which, they still hang out there, but they aren’t as approachable as back in the day:




And some shots from the Aughts

Physical Graffiti: The Reason Why You Shouldn’t Park Your Excavators on the Streets of San Francisco

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

As seen on Masonic:


Welcome to Frisco:



Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

Tell the Truth 2016 visits Frisco in a 15-passenger van:

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I’m thinking the CCC should prolly take their name off of their surplus vans…

Not Only Do Our Tourists Spend $45 to Park for Two Hours Near Fishermans Wharf, They Queue Up to Do So

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2016

As seen on Bay. Ouch:

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Anyway, three drivers were loitering in the lot, just waiting for a chance to take their turn to spend $45.

Of course you could park there all day long for the same amount, but the person I spoke with was there for less than two hours. I myself parked on neighboring Francisco for free, but I didn’t mention that as the $45 was long gone by then. So I just said, “Yep, Frisco is pricey.”

Or you can line up for the F Market, but at the nearby stop operators weren’t even stopping.

Or you can walk.

Oh well.


Monday, August 1st, 2016

Here’s the bumper sticker:

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And here’s theĀ TaxiMemoFinal from our ineffectual SFMTA:

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  1. Boy, this memo sure is hard to find. Any reason for that?
  2. Is the bumper sticker aimed at the SFPD, reminding them of how to enforce traffic laws?
  3. Or is the bumper sticker aimed at SFMTA PCO’s, reminding them of how to enforce traffic laws? What’s the point of this?
  4. Should taxi drivers simply stop in a travel lane and then have passengers walk across the bike lane?
  5. What about the Lyft and Uber TNC’s, the new taxis? Couldn’t you make the same argument about authorizing them to do the same thing?

Chinatown Park and Ride: Not a Bad Deal If You Want to Park in the Financh on Weekends for $3, Sort Of

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

Here’s the sign:

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And here’s the program.

And here’s what Yelp has to say.

I didn’t know about this deal- now I know why people are lining up to get into the Golden Gateway Garage before it opens on Saturday mornings.

Seems like a good deal for those who want to while away the hours in C-Town on a Saturday…

Official San Francisco Park Ranger Vehicle with Illegal Window Tint Patrolling JFK

Monday, July 25th, 2016

As seen on JFK:

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And in the city it’s a pity cos we just can’t hide
Tinted windows don’t mean nothin’, they know who’s inside

Well, not really. But it’s one of our Frisco Park Rangers anyway.

Just saying.

Word on the Street: “DO NOT PAY IMPOSTERS”

Monday, July 18th, 2016

This is a very Frisco kind of sign:

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The scam of collecting parking fees that you shouldn’t has been going on for a while now.

Even our local government fails for this one sometimes, like the time a City Hall worker paid $100 so a bus could park near Broadway and Embarcadero for a mayoral news conference, oh well.

Remember, “DO NOT PAY THIS MAN!!!”

CARMAnation is Still Trying to “Disrupt Parking” in Frisco

Friday, July 15th, 2016

Here’s the pitch..

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and here’s the story, from a couple years back.

“lya Movshovich

Hi All,

You cannot monetize public assets for individual company gain. Just because an app can be built, doesn’t mean it should be.

I’m a Co-Founder and CEO of a San Francisco based startup called CARMAnation ( We look to help solve parking issues via the true intentions of the sharing economy – working with the community to benefit the community. Our users share their PRIVATE available parking spots with one another.

Having tech startups trying to solve the parking problems with their own unique approach means there is a need to disrupt the industry. Technology is a wonderful thing, it can solve/simplify a lot of problems, but it has to be done right, otherwise “Monkey Parking” is what happens.”

I wonder how they’re doing.

Cf. SpotOn

Front Lawn, Frisco, During the Great Drought of Aught 15-16

Wednesday, July 13th, 2016

How would you water this wobbly putting green high up near Turtle Hill / Grand View Park? Do you wait for the rain of Yosemite to accumulate and then make its way through hundreds of miles of the Hetch Hetchy Aqueduct to get to Frisco and then have somebody pump it up to your house so that you can waste “America’s Best Drinking Water” for your own suburban-style glorification?

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I think that’s the system, man.

But brown is the new green, man.