Posts Tagged ‘parking lot’

Smashy Smashy: 8:00 AM Car Thief v. the Early Morning Golfers of Lincoln Park

Friday, October 28th, 2016

It wouldn’t even occur to me to contact the popo if somebody busted out the windows of my aging Toyota, oh well.

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Anyway, these duffers parked their rides near 34th and Clement, played a round, and then came back to this:

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For whatever reason, car break ins are up up up the past few years in Frisco…

Word on the Street: “DO NOT PAY IMPOSTERS”

Monday, July 18th, 2016

This is a very Frisco kind of sign:

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The scam of collecting parking fees that you shouldn’t has been going on for a while now.

Even our local government fails for this one sometimes, like the time a City Hall worker paid $100 so a bus could park near Broadway and Embarcadero for a mayoral news conference, oh well.

Remember, “DO NOT PAY THIS MAN!!!”

The Pro-Bernie Sanders “BernBus” (Metaphorically) Runs Out of Gas at the Fell Street DMV, San Francisco, California, USA

Monday, March 21st, 2016

You know, metaphorically:

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California doesn’t really have much input on presidential elections (and even this year, we participate more by giving money, rather than by voting). If only Bernie had had more fuel in the tank…

All the deets.

How Sad Is It When You Queue Up for the Trader Joe’s Parking Lot Without Even Being Able to See It?

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016

Did SFGov plan for this kind of thing to happen?

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This set-up on Masonic sometimes affects traffic on Bush. I’ve never seen it back up to Euclid for very long though – seems that’s the natural endpoint, where people just give up on the idea of parking at TJ’s that day..

Turns Out That the Best Way to Fill Up the Parking Lot at the Horrible LUCKY PENNY Diner was SHUTTING THE PLACE DOWN

Monday, February 22nd, 2016

Here’s the lot of our former LUCKY PENNY (“People Hate Us On YELP!”) as it is these days:

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Man, the only time I’ve seen as many cars here was that week in December when news got out that the joint was going kaput. (Otherwise, this place was like a ghost town in the daytime…)

So now this parcel of land can fulfill its highest and best purpose – as a parking lot for neighboring Trader Joe’s #100:

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Good times.

Hey, are people living inside the Lucky Penny, our Brokedown Palace these days? IDK. But what are the people in there doing?

Oh well.

Photo: Lafayette BART Station Parking Lot

Monday, January 4th, 2016

Your view of the Lafayette Hillside Memorial whilst speeding by on the 24:

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Good Times: Chugging OJ Straight from a Half-Gallon Carton in the Trader Joe’s Parking Lot, RIght Next to the Watermelons

Thursday, August 6th, 2015

A half-gallon a day will keep the doctor away:

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Remember, Only Sugar Has More Sugar!

Cold Busted: Do SFMTA Parking Control Officers Even Try to Follow the Law? Take a Look

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

Leave us review California Vehicle Code Section 40202(a):

“The notice of parking violation shall also set forth … the last four digits of the vehicle identification number, if that number is readable through the windshield...”

Except some DPT meter maids are in the habit of not writing down the last four digits of the VIN. Check it:

Some SFMTA parking citation officers thought they found a loophole by simply entering “cannot read,” “covered,” or “unable to locate” in the VIN field space of a citation. 

03/07/12: Officer NW (Badge #206) wrote 66 citations of which he said he “cannot read” the VIN plate information on all 66 of them!  

02/01/12: Officer TA (Badge #12) wrote 27 citations of which he said he “cannot read” the VIN plate information on all 27 of them.”

So am I saying I believe the factual statements of some random Change.org petition over anything spun out by the SFMTA?

Yes, yes I am.

Now is this VIN requirement kind of a technicality, and is it kind of a pain to be looking for VINs when the PCOs need to make their quotas in order to pay for Ed Reiskin’s generous benefits package? Yes and yes.

But that’s the law. Perhaps the SFMTA should try to change the law if it’s so hard to obey.

Let’s hope that the SFMTA keeps a closer eye on its PCOs in the future…

Now let’s travel back to the past:

Via the excellent Uptown Almanac comes news of this anti-MUNI bumper sticker campaign:

Beej Weir with deets here and here.

“The bottom of the sticker reads: “ASSAULTING A PARKING CONTROL OFFICER IS A CRIME. SO DON’T GET CAUGHT.”- WACKO 1

As previously noted, harsh.

California Penal Code 241 — Assault, punishment. (“(b) When an assault is committed against the person of a parking control officer engaged in the performance of his or her duties, and the person committing the offense knows or reasonably should know that the victim is a parking control officer, the assault is punishable by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars ($2,000), or by imprisonment in the county jail not exceeding six months, or by both the fine and imprisonment.”

So much for “Good People, Tough Jobs.”

Street Buns, Street Buns, Street Buns! From McDonalds – See Where Your Egg McMuffin Bread Gets Put Before You Buy It

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013

This isn’t literally on Haight Street – it’s on the short road drivers use to get from Haight Street to the McDonalds parking lot next to Amoeba Records. This is where cars would drive thru if this store had a drive-thru window.

I guess the pavement suffices when employees need a place to put the buns down temporarily:

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(Next time I pass through, I’ll check to see if they still offer the McDouble at the loss-leader, giveaway price of  just a dollar. McDonaldsese’s Dollar Menu has been updated nationally recently, and some local franchises have used that opportunity to raise McDouble prices to $1.29.  This particular franchise on Haight Street was famous a couple of years back for  banishing the Dollar Menu in order to, purportedly, cut down on the general hippie/streetkid population in the area.)

Brave Tech Bro Pushes 1000-Something Cans of Mexican Beer Through the Costco #144 Parking Lot

Monday, November 4th, 2013

Plus accoutrements

At least I think he’s a tech bro.

Sure looks like a tech bro anyway.

So many Tecate suitcases, so little time:

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