Here’s the problem – you phone book companies just assume that people want your product. En realidad, nobody wants phone books anymore.
What’s that? People like the coupons? Well, then just mail them the coupons, fine. What’s that? People can always call these 800 numbers to opt out of this whole meshugenah process? And then what? Get put on hold and then ”press 4, then 5, then 2…” Srsly?
Maybe most everybody in Witchita, Kansas likes your five pound paperbacks, but not out here on the west si-iiide of the country.
The horror – unwanted, soggy phone books. Click to expand:
And do you realize what people are doing with your pulped up dead trees? Setting portable toilets on fire, that’s what. Really. It’s supposed to be a secret, but do with this information as you will.
To review, nobody wants your product. All souls living in the 415 want to opt out of home delivery.
In the alternative, just put your books directly into the recycling bins out front to save us the trouble.
Please make a note of this for next year. Kthanxbye.
