Posts Tagged ‘phone’

Tree Mail: Major Cell Phone Service Providers Use a Giant Eucalyptus as a Temporary Utility Pole – Entmoot Expected

Thursday, May 18th, 2017

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So our downsized and somewhat defunned Bay to Breakers 2017 is a coming this weekend so that means that Frisco’s annual street party will tax the bandwidth of Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile and Sprint, so some of those suspects must be responsible for this temporary installation, which will allow all the partiers to get emails and texts and, IDK broadcast live or whatever the kids are into these days.

I’ve never seen this kind of tree-as-utility-pole setup, in all my years.

I’ll tell you, Certain People about town will NOT like seeing this.

I’ll get you started:

Ey yo the government is lies, son
United States of Google, Verizon
They all spies son

Take a Look at These Phoney Baloney California Cell Phone Tower “Trees” – Is This What We Want – How Did We Get Here?

Wednesday, April 5th, 2017

I’ll let you spot them, Gentle Reader:

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What’s the point of this?

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Do these fake plastic/metal trees really fool anybody?

I cry foul.

Texting While Driving, Boss Level

Tuesday, March 14th, 2017

Tippity tap, tippity tap, vroom vroom:

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Sprint’s Giant Sidewalk Ad on Market Near Third

Friday, March 3rd, 2017

I guess putting the ad on the bike and then parking it here for tout le monde to see makes this exercise almost legal:

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It was there the day afore as well.

That’s using your noodle, Sprint!

How is This Smart Phone Windshield Mounting Even Remotely Acceptable?

Friday, December 23rd, 2016

I don’t get it, man:

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Flowers By Irene: Meet the Early-Rising Crew of “CableCom,” Which is Totally a Real Company, Prolly

Monday, December 12th, 2016

In an industry famous for showing up late or not at all, these people are out afore sunup in the rain, believe it or not:

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Jaywalker Rest Stop, Market Street, Twitterloin

Monday, November 28th, 2016

Bro jaywalks a bit, then is forced to stop by traffic, as seen, then starts jaywalking again – almost walked into the side of a car he did.

10th and Market:

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Of course, nobody would design an intersection this way…

YADUD: Yet Another Distracted Uber Driver

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Bro’s holding a phone while another one mounted to the center part of the dash dash is playing a movie or something?

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Facepainted Pokemon-GO Player on Mission – This is How We Live Now, in 2016

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

Let’s see – he’s got the shirt and the visor and matching blue hair and blue beard. I think he just might be playing PG.

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GO Catch all those Pocket Monsters!

Rented Segway Driver of the Year: Texting, Head Down, Going Maximum Speed Downhill in Golden Gate Park

Tuesday, June 14th, 2016

Heading west on JFK Boulevard towards Ocean Beach in front of the Buffalo Paddock:

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Segways are easy to drive, until they’re not.

(I still feel sorry for this lady. She was just trying to have fun with her crew…)