Posts Tagged ‘platform’

Late Night MUNI Metro Meltdown Street Party on Market

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

Squeeze together – more partiers are on their way:

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A: MUNI you suck.

B: Give us more money. MONEY MONEY MONEY!

A: Yeah, I don’t think so. Why don’t you do more with the money you have?

B: Ooh that sounds hard. But anyway, give us more money. MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Fashion Update: Cruel Shoes at 7:00 AM – Travis Bickle, Apple, Chrome Bags, Diadora, and Cruel, Cruel Platform Pumps

Wednesday, May 9th, 2012

All your favorite brands of 2012 are here!

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Fashion Update: Cruel Shoes – Tottering Through Union Square on Wooden Platforms

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

The next best thing to foot binding?*

I mean, how can you roundhouse the typical Union Square/Twitterloin mugger/iPhone** thief with these things on?

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Clip clop clip clop…

Haven’t we been bound too long?

*”The ideal length for a bound foot was seven and a half centimetres” – that’s Wiki-talk for less than three inches, girlfriend.

**First the felonious MUNI riders came for the iPhone owners and I didn’t speak out, for I had the Android…

Boy, This Traffic Collision Accordion Protecting a Market Street Trolley Platform Has Seen a Lot of Action

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Or, really, I guess it actually protects you, the nut behind the steering wheel, more than it protects the trolley platform.

How many accidents has this thing witnessed?

What would it say, if it could talk? Would it say, “Oooooouch,” or, “I need a vacation,” or, “Please put me back together the right way?”

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Probably.

How to Roll Through North Beach in Your GM B-Body on a Saturday Night

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

The first thing you need to do with your General Motors [1908-2009, R.I.P]  B-Platform [1959-1991, R.I.P.] is a lift (some people use stacks of hockey pucks) so you can fit your twenty-something inch wheels beneath. And then you need to tint the windows in violation of the California Vehicle Code. Now, you’re done.

Get your friends inside and you’re ready for a slow roll down Columbus. (Menancing stares through half-closed windows optional.) Thusly:

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Of course, you can just go out and buy a B-Body if you don’t have one.

Choose wisely: