“Domain Name: bankofamerica.com (Commercial)
IP Address: 171.###.###.# (Bank of America)
ISP: Bank of America
Search Engine: google.com
Search Words: how tall is christina loren”
Sorry, unknown Bank of American,* there are some answers that even Google doesn’t have, like how tall Christina Loren is.
But, thanks for asking.
All right, keep up the good work, BofA workers!
“Speechless I am.
At first I thought this website was made by a fan of KNTV’s Christina Loren. But now I’m thinking it’s her site.
Anyway, here it is.
Oh, wait a sec, here it is, shrunk 4x. I’m still blown away by this:
(Animated gif courtesy of fair use doctrine)
It’s like the front page of the Daily Prophet. It’s mesmerizing. It just keeps going and going…
Now that’s what I call Bay Area Journalism!”
*That’s what they call each other, I’m srsly.