Posts Tagged ‘poster’

Beware, Car Owners: The Great B2B Tow of ’13 is a Coming This Weekend – Hundreds Will Get Towed by SFGov – Will You?

Friday, May 17th, 2013

I’ll tell you, I’m not exactly sure when the tow away signs went up for this year’s historic Bay to Breakers street party – maybe it was today.

No matter, hundreds of cars are going to get towed this Saturday and Sunday.

It’s going to be epic.

Here are the streets to not park your car upon.

Sometimes they give you a week’s notice, but not this year I don’t think.

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Let’s review.

Before we can have this…

…or this…

From hard-working Steve Nguyen

…we’re going to have to have this:

(I remember it as if it were just two years ago…)

“The Great Tow of 2011:

One car gets away  in the nick of time, but three others aren’t so lucky:

Ted and Al’s had like ten yellow tow trucks ready to go late Saturday night, in the driving rain. (Note how Bank of America is protecting its windows – the IndyBay crowd got to them, smashy smashy, about a year or so back, unrelated to Bay to Breakers.)

Now, speaking of prêt-à-porters, this is the main body, this is the largest array for the Golden Gate Park Panhandle:

And here’s the second-biggest grouping, along Masonic:

And there are some on the other side of Fell, typically in groups of six on some of the blocks.

But that’s it.

Not sure where B2B is hiding their 1000+ portable toilets claimed for 2011, at this point, just hours before the Kenyans take off on their winning runs.

Oh well.

And there’s no sign of the fencing neither, except for what they have every year.

We’ll see.

The Great Fence of B2B100 is supposed to have upon it either images of Christ hand-selected by P. Anschutz or photos of people who ran the race before white NIMBYs moved into the Western Addition. (You’ll have to tell me about it…). Anyway, here’s the baby fencing they have on scene already along with, and isn’t this cute, a message from San Francisco Natives for a Fun and Buzzed Bay to Breakers. Apparently, the cops can’t arrest for an open container in San Francisco…

And doesn’t this just break your heart – this Vespa scooter has been forgotten on the slopes of the famed Hayes Street Hill, the second highest point on the “racecourse.” Will Auto-Return charge $700 for its return?

Remember, Transit First.

All right, have a great Bay to Breakers 100!

Heh: Asian Art Museum “Loses” Terracotta Warrior – “2,112 Years Old, About 5’ 5” Tall, Mud-Colored, and Doesn’t Speak English”

Thursday, January 24th, 2013

Heh:

“The Asian Art Museum needs your help. One of our terracotta warriors is lost, and we have to find him before China’s Terracotta Warriors: The First Emperor’s Legacy opens on February 22. What we know is this: a small group of terracotta warriors journeyed from their home in China to the museum—but somewhere along the way, this one took a wrong turn and is now missing. He’s 2,112 years old, about 5’ 5” tall, mud-colored, and doesn’t speak English.”

“If you spot him, please post a photo on Twitter, Instagram, or our Facebook wall and tag it with #LOSTWARRIOR so we can track his whereabouts on this map. Even if you don’t have photos, share and tag your tips and leads with #LOSTWARRIOR. Every little bit counts.
REWARD: Those who help may be eligible to win passes to the exhibition. Please spread the word, and thanks! Here’s our director Jay Xu with a personal call to action.

Heh.

Attention Shoppers: Grocery Stores to Start Charging for Bags October 1, 2012 – BYOB – Bring Your Own Bag

Monday, August 13th, 2012

This new tax is a done deal.

Check it: 

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Good Times: Playing Your Guitar for a Poster of a Guardian Angel in an Empty Room in the Western Addition

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Like this: 

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May 1, 2012: Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise, Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise, Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

As seen across the alley from the big Wells Fargo Bank, April 24th, 2012:

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What’s going to happen on May Day?

 

Word on the Street: “1,000,000 DEPORTATIONS – OBAMA: STOP THE DEPORTATIONS – YO BASTA! – NO MORE! – END S-COMM”

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

As seen in the Western Addition:

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Site of OccupySF: “THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY”

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

From left:

Hula Hoop girl, fence keeping Occupiers out of OccupySF, giant ornamental bocce ball, and “THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.”

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And I think the military dude used to be in S.L.U.G.

It all ties together. (We’re through the looking-glass, people!)

Historic Streetcars of San Francisco, From the #1 to the #1840 – Dig the Crazy Colors on this Poster, Man

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Learn all about San Francisco’s Historic Streetcars at Market Street Railway.

Now, you’re a Trainspotter.

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Pick up this poster at the Museum in SoMA not too far from the Ferry Building, why not?

After all, Christmas is coming…

Seen in the Mission: “Writing is My Outlet That Other People Can Plug Into”

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Life Imitates Art, or something:

Figure It Out by Thomas Hawk – click to expand

Michela Alioto-Pier Thinks All Men are the Same Height, Michela Alioto-Pier Thinks All Men have No Necks

Friday, October 28th, 2011

See?

Look at me, aren’t I pretty! I’m the former Mayor’s granddaughter, did you know that? Vote for me, one, two or three! Do you know all that I stand for? I stand for corporate welfare for San Francisco biotechnology companies. And I stand for, uh, women, like you (unless you’re that horrid Janet Reilly woman, yish). And I stand for, uh…  Hey, I’m the former Mayor’s granddaughter, did you know that? Vote for me, one, two or three!

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Of course MAP has no chance of winning on November 8th but that won’t stop her from using your taxpayer dollars to hire internationally-famous consultants and using your dough to pay for posters and ads what place her in a favorable light.

This is what we get from our current public financing system…