Posts Tagged ‘prius’

The Animal Print Twins of the Western Addition Take Time Out to Berate a Prius Driver

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

In this case, the Prius driver appeared to be a worse than average Prius driver, so they made a good call:

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Balto-Slavs, FTW.

Hybrid Update: Area Prius Owner Seriously Hearts Labradoodle, the Frankensteinish “Designer Dog”

Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

On it goes

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Conron has since repeatedly stated he regrets initiating the fashion for this type of cross breed and maintains it caused “a lot of damage” together with “a lot of problems”. He also felt he was to blame for “creating a Frankenstein” adding that problems were being bred into the dogs rather than breeding away from problems. He is further quoted as claiming: “For every perfect one, you’re going to find a lot of crazy ones”

Hello Kitty Father, Hello Kitty Mother, Hello Kitty Son, Hello Kitty Daughter – Plus SF Giants Hello Kitty

Friday, July 25th, 2014

It’s a Hello Kitty nuclear family!

Complete with two Hello Kitty dogs:

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Go Giants!

Good-bye, Kitties.

Hitting the Carshare Trifecta: This Tiny Prius C Sports an Uber Logo, the New Smaller Lyft Mustache and “Local Motion”

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Looks like this Toyota swings both ways – it can work for both Lyft and Uber, apparently. (BTW, that’s the new Lyft on-dash mustache – a big improvement, IMO.)

And up top on the left side of the dash there’s a flashing thingamajob with “Local Motion” written on it.

Throw in a FasTrak and cell phone holder suction-cupped to the windshield and this car is ready to make money money money!

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Word on the Street: “HONOR STUDENTTTTTT, HHHHONOR STUDENT” – Amazing Gumption

Monday, June 16th, 2014

So I’m guessing two kids here for this Prius owner, with one kid having a six-year streak and the other with four?

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Man, I wouldn’t have the gumption to do something like this, I’ll tell you.

Be Sure to Smile When You See Giant This Ladybug Crawling Up Your Street

Friday, June 6th, 2014

Although they’ll probably blur out your face anyway…

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MPK Hearts JJK: Appalachia had the Hatfield McCoy Feud, the Bay Area has Stanford vs. Cal – A “HOUSE DIVIDED”

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

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And the Richmond District’s Biggest Illegal Parking Violator is … Giorgio’s Pizzeria, 151 Clement Street

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

When I come across Giorgio of Giorgio’s Pizzeria, I’ll say, “Hey Gio, how come you ain’t got no brothers up on the wall here?”

And then, regardless of the answer, I’ll follow up with a question about why he doesn’t arrange for a place to park his Prius and whatever delivery vehicles, you know, legally.

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(In mitigation, this joint is a viable institution of the Richmond District and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it if you’re looking for an old-school pizza place out in the Avenues…)

Toyota Prius vs. San Francisco Telephone Pole, Chapter CCCLXIV

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Toyota used to build man-sized front airbags for beefy gents such as myself, but those days are over.

These days, airbags are smarter but less powerful.

Anyway, this car fully deployed its airbags on Oak yesterday – let’s hope this local is all right:

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Say What You Will About John Burton, He’s an Excellent Driver – The Best Toyota Prius Driver in the City

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Dude’s all over the place, the SoMa, Civic Center, Financh, corrupt Twitterloin, everywhere, and yet he never drives like a typical Toyota Prius driver do.

Huzzah.

But the rest of you Prius drivers are still  on secret double probation….