Posts Tagged ‘professional’

What’s “SF-UP?” It’s a “Networking Group” for “Up-and-Coming Young Professionals” – 40 and Overs Need Not Apply

Friday, February 14th, 2014

You know, I’m pretty, I’m popular, so I thought I’d be a cinch to join this new outfit and take over the joint. But then I read the fine print and It’s all, “up and coming,” and “professional,” and “young,” and I’m like WTF?

I guess this group’s not for me.

But you, well, you’ll fit right in:

“The Chamber will soon be launching SF Up, a new networking group for up and coming young professionals and we want your input! Are you a young professional under 40? Join us Thurs Feb 20, 5:30 – 7 pm, for a focus group and tell us what you’d like to see in our new program. Admission is free, but per-registration is required.”

“The San Francisco Chamber is launching a new networking group for up and coming young professionals and we want your input. We are seeking young professionals ages 40 and under to participate in a focus group Date to discuss what you’d like to see in our new program.We will also be recruiting committee members and chair-persons for this new and exciting group. SFUP will be led and evolved through the leadership of people like you. Please join us on February 20th.”
ACT FAST-Seats are limited!

ADMISSION is FREE but Pre-Registration is Required”

Longboarding Golden Gate Park with Dogs

Friday, January 24th, 2014

Dude is cool:

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He ain’t your average Huckleberry Hound, anyway.

Amateur vs. MSM Blogger Showdown: The Tens vs The Nevius – Who Has a Decent Giants Fireworks Shot and Who Doesn’t?

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013

Up first is the effort from official Mayor Ed Lee lickspittle CW Nevius:

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Mmmm…

I’ll reserve comment else I’ll get Blocked from his Twitter feed (again. You know, for calling him an SFGov lickspittle last month, which he totally is.)

So that was the pro journalist.

Comes now, The Tens.

Same night, same show:

Oh that’s right, CW Nevius gets paid the same whether he does a half-assed job or not.

(And CW’s Conventional Wisdom writing is worse than his photography.)

Oh well.

(And switch cameras (or devices or whatever) and the The Tens would still take much better photos.)

A clear victor: The Tens.

Thx 4 playing…

Attention Bay Area Chefs: Your Chance to Become Famous on Bravo-TV Comes July 21st In SF From 10AM to 2PM – Audition!

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

This is it, this is your chance to become cable-TV famous or something. Why don’t you try out for the pilot of the Chef Competition Show? (Let’s call that a working title.)

A lot of the deets are right here – check that out first.

If that’s cool, then head on over to poorly-rated DUCCA at 50 3rd Street on July 21st, 2011 at 10AM.

I don’t know that Padma will be there, but OTOH, I don’t know that she won’t be there:

Bon Courage!

BRAVO CHEF COMPETITION, PILOT

Magical Elves (Top Chef) is casting a reality TV series pilot for Bravo, which will involve professional chefs competing against each other.

Project description: “We are seeking professional chefs of all levels, who have a lifelong love affair with food, a passion for creating visually impressive dishes, and a desire for adventure. If this sounds like something you have been dreaming of, then we want to hear from you immediately.” Casting across the U.S.

Seeking—Professional Chefs: males & females, 18+, all levels, passionate, sense of adventure.

“Bring a completed application to the auditions, available atwww.tinyurl.com/bravo-chef. Those unable to attend open calls can email their application to chefcompetitioncasting@gmail.com. Include name, phone number, location, job title, recent photo, and name of the restaurant you currently work at. No pay.”

Thursday, July 21st, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Olivia
2043 S. Lamar
Austin, TX 78704

DUCCA
50 3rd St.
San Francisco, CA 94103

August 3rd, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

The Foundary on Melrose
7465 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90046

Thursday, August 11th, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Vertigo Sky Lounge
2 West Erie
Chicago, IL 60654

SHANG
187 Orchard Street
NY, NY 10002
Alternate entrance: Thompson LES 1
90 Allen St
NY NY 10002


Proof that MUNI Doesn’t Cause All Big Accidents in SF: 18-Wheeler High-Centers atop Nob Hill

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

This truck, she is stuck.

The driving wheels are high and dry after the driver tried to take Mason southbound from California westbound this AM.

(Believe this is the very same block Hugh Grant’s stuntman drove down in a Ford Exploder SUV for the filming of Nine Months back in 1995.) 

In the next world war
In a jackknifed juggernaut
I am born again

 

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See? Now there’s your problem. Screeeech!!!!

They ought to have a sign or something.

Of course, limos also have this issue sometimes around town.

Anyway, a kajillion PG&E trucks and the SFPD are on the scene with lots of personnel helping out as California Street turns into a giant taxi parking lot.

I’d have no idea how to get big rig rolling

The Professional Dog Walkers of Bernal Heights Appear to be Overwhelmed

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

The unlicensed commercial dog walkers of leash-free Bernal Heights appear to be overwhelmed at times. Perhaps each one should have an assistant – that would seem fair. Of course, there’s talk about requiring liability insurance and limiting the number pooches per businessperson, up in Marin.  

How many pooches can you Spot? Click to expand, they won’t bite:

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Were there any doggies inside this unattended pickup? At least one, anyway.

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But don’t give just a four-star rating to your dog walker on the Yelp, as he/she would likely take that as an insult. Five stars are de rigueur, it would seem.

The Happy, Robotic Health Professionals of the California Pacific Medical Center

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

First, we had cycloptic Prince Narnias, then we had humanoid Emirates chauffeurs.

Now, MUNI brings us the robotic health professionals of the California Pacific Medical Center.

When their foreheads blink, they’re saying, “I love all humans!” Click to expand.