Posts Tagged ‘restaurant’

Arrested Decay: Our Shut-Down McDonalds Already Looks Like It’s Part of a Ghost Town

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015

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My name is McDonalds, King of Burgers:
‘Look on my Dollar Menu, Billions Served, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, you had it your way
The lone and level parking lot stretches far away

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Japantown Diner Evolution at 1700 Post: Denny’s –> Danny’s –> New Danny’s –> Minny’s –> New Minny’s –> ???

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Do I have that right?

The record on Yelp ends in 2009:

This is all the same place:

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Perhaps this location is now Ssisso and Dennys/Dannys/Minnys is gone? IDK, but I think the New Minny’s sign is still there

I can’t see how New Minny’s is still in operation, so I’ll assume that the mall people simply left the sign up ’cause that was the easier choice.

A mystery solved.

Anyway, memories:

Changes include the removal of graphics and the substitution of trademarked names with generic terms (“Grand Slam” became “Humongous Breakfast” and “Heartland Scramble” became “Hearty Scramble”).

And suffer J.E.:

We were vacationing in San Francisco this week, staying at the Tomo hotel in J town and I stupidly wanted to eat breakfast nearby.  What a mistake!!  The owner/manager? practically pulled us into this trap of a joint off the sidewalk.  We should have kept on walking!  Anyway, after looking at what he told us was a Denny’s menu, he switched it with a menu that had a “Danny’s” logo, the sign outside this place was “Minny’s or New Minny’s?, the food was lousy and when I went to pay the bill for our breakfast for 3 it came to $36!!!  I elected not to argue with this turkey and just get the hell out!  I paid with plastic and had to ask him for a receipt which he reprinted and gave me a duplicate.  When we got home today in So-Cal and I checked my on-line stmt, the SOB billed me an extra $10!! for a total of $46 for two lousy bacon and egg meals and one pancake breakfast!!  Boy am I upset!!

“BURRITOFICATION IN PROGRESS” – Chipotle Chain Store Comes to Mervyn’s Heights, 94118 – NOW HIRING at Geary and Masonic

Monday, April 6th, 2015

After a giant Fail Whale landed upon the efforts to bring a Chipotle Mexican Grill to the masses at Church and Market a few years back, the purveyors of America’s Favorite Mission-style Burrito set about making things work up at 2675 Geary.

And lo, here it is:

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Soon enough, everybody living on the wrong side of Divis will be able to Live Más and Think Outside The Bun…

International Incident in Chinatown: Elephant Flag Appears to be Much Larger than Neighboring US and PRC Flags

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

I don’t know my US Flag Code, but I’m thinking you shouldn’t have your jumbo elephant flag flying at the same height as neighboring national flags.

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So, to fix things, you gotta shrink the jumbo flag or embiggen* the PRC flag, then you gotta fly the oliphant flag at a lower altitude, and while you’re at it, make sure your PRC flag looks natty instead of ratty, you know, the way it looks now…

* A perfectly cromulent word, right?

OMG, National Pancake Day is Coming to Your Local IHOP – FREE PANCAKES TUESDAY, March 3, 2015!

Monday, March 2nd, 2015

I’ll tell you, the last thing I need is free pancakes, but you, you deserve it.

Enjoy:

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I’ll tell you, I remember the first National Pancake Day. I saw the press release and told my uncle about it. So him and his buddy went to a local IHOP.

It went a little something like this:

So what would you like? 

Short stack.

Anything else? 

Nope.

Anything to drink?

Just water, thanks.

And then, they hopped on their road bikes and went to next IHOP and then they spent the rest of the day IHOP-hopping for the free pancakes and I think they stopped by a 7-11 for a 99-cent Big Gulp of diet soda and that was their day.

(And I asked him if they left any donations. Apparently, they did not.)

Remarkable!

You Want a Challenge? Try Making Money off of This Empty $18K Per Month Building on Fulton at Masonic

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

This brokedown palace has been empty for what, four years now?

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Be my guest, sign a lease and then show us all how to make money out of The Great Money Pit of the Western NoPA.

Do it, do it.

The Perpetually Wet and Smelly Alley Behind the Michelin-Starred Michael Mina Restaurant Gets a Boost from This Fellow

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Let’s call this place 50 Halleck, 94111.

This fellow took his full 21 seconds to wetten the ground in the Michael Mina delivery area, with an enviable flow and velocity, just whip it out in the middle of the street:

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Hurray. Hurray for Halleck!

Feel free to travel from the front room at Michael Mina on California through the kitchen to its back door on Halleck, but do it slowly, else you’ll get the Bends

First SF Loses Its Hooters and Now This: Dick’s Last Resort Shutters After Six Months – Who’s Next for 353 Jefferson?

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

Of course, our Hooters was having to deal with some wage and hour lawsuit issues when it went away, but one supposes the rents up there at 353 Jefferson were too high for them to keep on keeping on.

This was the replacement – Dick’s Last Resort. It lasted six months.

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I can’t imagine locals going to 353 Jefferson for any kind of restaurant, and the tourists are probably heavier at the other end of the wharf, and the building is set back a ways from the sidewalk, so these can be challenges:

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Who will try to make a go of it next at this cursed location?

Here’s How Much Some Tourists See of Japantown: Ten Feet of Sidewalk Between the Bus and the Benihana

Monday, December 29th, 2014

As seen being herded along on Post:

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Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle…

Cross this one off of your Bucket List:

58. Do Japantown 

Close us out, Montgomery Burns:

“Yeah, well, I’ve discovered the perfect business: people swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off.”