As stated, don’t mess with the crew over at SFBikeLawyer. Why? Well, ’cause some of them are self-proclaimed “Bike Warriors,” loaded for bear. [See comments.]
Here’s a bicycle battleaxe. And here’s part of a vignette:
And here’s a discussion on how to carry knives and how to use an improvised padlock bolo weapon. O.K. then.
What’s next, full-on chocolate chip battle rattle avec AR-15?