Posts Tagged ‘russian’

OMG, from Ukraine with Love, It’s a Nuclear-Capable Soviet Tu-95 Bear Bomber on eBay! Just $3 Mil. – Or “Buy It Now” for $5 Mil.

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Here’s the news of the day:

Check out TU-95MS – Soviet Bomber, yours for $5,000,000 (plus shipping) http://r.ebay.com/tQ5kOQ  via @eBay Kyle Mizokami Matthew Doye ‏@MatthewDoye

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Basically, the Tu-95 is the Soviet version of Boeing’s iconic B-52 bomber, except it has turboprops (instead of jet engines)and it’s a narrowbody, you know, for speed.

One wonders why our Ukrainian comrades don’t offer to just fly the thing to the highest bidder. Oh, what, it’s not in flying condition? Uh oh.

Anyway, have at it, buy it and see just how big of a drain this обтяжливе майно (l’oliphant blanc) will be on your finances.

All the deets:

 ”Dear Bidders,

We are a company with locations in Switzerland , Germany and the Ukraine. Our field of activity includes the production and distribution of goods and raw materials from Ukraine and the rest of the world, headquartered in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Our partner in the Ukraine have acquired an aircraft of type the

TU- 95MS

A Soviet Era strategic bomber (demilitarized with all documents in order and ready for shipment).

Which we would like to offer you for sale.

All the shipping costs to the Harbour of Nikolaiev or Odessa are included in the final sell price.

If there are any more questions, you can reach us at any time at the following phone number:

Germany
+49178 / 3330077

We can therefore dissamble the Plane so u can get one or all of the turbines exclusively. Or the Plane without the Turbines sperate.

Just write a message or call us about further information or the price.

Please only serious bids

Have Fun bidding”

Aboriginal flavor packet in pocket of the Raider jacket, Soviet issue
Potato basket, sadomasochistic, lipstick thespian
Jada Pinkett Smith versus Wesleyan
Wealthy friends, failed Marxists, stale heartless
Hailed artists, frail, sensitive, pale sales targets

Here’s What You Need: An “IMZ-Ural Patrol” 2WD Sidecar Motorcycle Trike – Dog Included – From Russia With Love

Monday, January 27th, 2014

How adorkable!

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Always with the dogs in the sidecar. Always.

A worthy effort, but not up to the level of SURF Alaska, the gold standard of San Francisco hipsterdom.

Longtime East Bay Resident and SFGate Advocacy Journalist CW Nevius ID’s Cable Car as a “Hyde Street Trolly”

Monday, January 6th, 2014

(You can take the boy out of the East Bay (and plop him in a SoMA condo), but you can’t take the East Bay out of the boy.)

Gentle Reader, consider CW Nevius and his most recent bit advocating for the oppressed white millionaire homeowners of Russian Hill – this time he’s acting at the behest of Supervisor Mark Farrell (R., District 2)

See that*? 

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Now I think the word you’re looking for, CW Nevius, is trolley with an “e,” as in potatoe.

Except it aint a trolley, it’s a cable car.  To wit:

“…electric tram (streetcar), sometimes confused with a cable car.”

And the vehicle code section cited here is wrong:

“The problem, says Deputy City Attorney Buck Delventhal, is California Vehicle Code 21106.1…”

CW Nevius, if you’re going to take the trouble to cite a law, why not take the time to do it the right way? Do you feel overworked, CW? You shouldn’t. Moving on…

And there’s this:

“Stefani says Farrell’s office was unaware of the 1987 law…”

Uh, former law? Or former bill? Did the “law” sunset automatically? And was it ever signed by The Duke in the first place? I don’t think so actually.

You see, CW Nevius, what you should look at are the reasons why the millionaires’ efforts always fail. Try this on for size:

The streets of a city belong to the people of the state, and the use thereof is an inalienable right of every citizen, subject to legislative control or such reasonable regulations as to the traffic thereon or the manner of using them as the legislature may deem wise or proper to adopt and impose.’ … ‘Streets and highways are established and maintained primarily for purposes of travel and transportation by the public, and uses incidental thereto. Such travel may be for either business or pleasure…”

Nevius, why don’t you retire or go back to sports, srsly? Then you’d get replaced by somebody who would do your job better than you, right? Wouldn’t that be a win-win?

But before you do that, why don’t you fix this**`?

“Jose had been struck by a late-’90s, silver, four-door sedan as he stepped off the curb at Oak and Scott.”

“And the intersection of Fell and Scott, where Jose was hit, has consistently been described as one of the city’s most dangerous.”

Fin. 

*Looks like somebody is striking a pose on the crosswalk:

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the  
Yeah on the catwalk on the crosswalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the crosswalk

**I actually believed The Neve on the Fell and Scott thing, so I was going to go out there a week or two later on a Tuesday night at around the same time on the theory that this was somebody coming home during the evening drive. But then I saw that the actual location was on Oak so now I think the driver isn’t on a commuting schedule. You know, I’ve got a Canon 5D, crank the ISO up to 25,600, use a simple 200mm 2.8 prime to see if I could see some damage and get a plate. I mean it might have been worth the effort.

94133, Bitches

Friday, December 20th, 2013

It’s 94133 zip code pride, for some reason:

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The interior and exterior might be going to Hell, but nothing will stop its straight-outta-Toyota-City 1UZ-FE V8…

If You Want to Park Illegally at SFO, Just Slap the Russian Coat of Arms on Your Car’s License Plate

Tuesday, October 16th, 2012

Thusly, right at the entrance to International Arrivals:

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And thusly:

I should add that it would help if you had a Rolls Royce, and if your license plate had no letters* on it, and if you had a chauffeur to keep an eye on the car…

Oh, to hail from Mother Russia!

*See? ‘Cause it’s “special.”

**Someday, I’ll be special. (I’m a driver, I’m a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.) In the meantime I’ll just have to circle around powered by my straight-outta-Toyota-City 2UZ-FE V-8 with hypereutectic pistons, you know, an engine from this century. The one  what will surely outlive whichever visiting comrade happened to be coming in from Moscow on this particular day…

*** Someday.

Brace Yourselves: “GLOBAL FREE PUSSY RIOT DAY” is Coming Friday – Protest at Russian Consulate

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

It’s come to this.

The specific whites of Pacific Heights and Cow Hollow aren’t going to like tomorrow’s international protest one bit.

Not one bit!

“GLOBAL FREE PUSSY RIOT DAY - FRIDAY AUGUST 17th – FreePussyRiot.org

The ‘Free Pussy Riot’ protest is a worldwide response to Russian authorities detaining three young women for performing an anti-Putin song in a cathedral in Moscow in February. Maria Alekhina, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, and Ekaterina Samucevich are the three women and members of Pussy Riot, a feminist collective punk band known for impromptu performances with a political agenda to promote basic rights, gender equality and the lack of justice involving the powers that be.

The global pussy riot campaign is going to be held in major cities around the world this Friday to urge Putin and Russian authorities for a fair hearing for the girls’ sentencing. With support from celebrities such as Madonna and Pete Townshend, and of Amnesty International the pussy riot has become a movement to show support for these three women and more importantly to show Russian authorities their decision will not go unnoticed.

In San Francisco their are two events being held:

At 3:00 PM on Friday supporters will be meeting at the Russian Consulate 2790 Green Street.
https://www.facebook.com/events/424888970880304/?ref=ts

At 6:30 PM they will be meeting at Justin Herman Plaza.
https://www.facebook.com/events/509970192361811/

“As a musician who has spoken out against political figures, I am deeply troubled that the Russian government is punishing its citizens for voicing their opinions through music. Music is an essential tool for voicing opinions about everything from gender to oppression. To outlaw the free expression of these ideas is to embrace tyranny. Letting artists speak is the hallmark of a free society.”
-Peaches (Canadian electro-pop/punk rocker) link to her new song/video “FREE PUSSY RIOT” http://vimeo.com/47483917

Barcelonahttps://www.facebook.com/events/428870363832253/

Belgrade : http://www.facebook.com/events/353321734744751/

Berlinhttp://www.facebook.com/events/341464445932389/

Brightonhttp://www.facebook.com/events/476321332380904/

Brisbanehttp://www.facebook.com/events/393769817342711/

Bruxelles :  http://www.amnestyinternational.be/doc/s-informer/actualites-2/article/russie-manifestation-pour-la

Buenos Aireshttp://www.facebook.com/events/271199299647295/

Chicago : http://www.facebook.com/events/408042082576296/

Chisinau/Moldovahttp://www.facebook.com/events/493393557354880/

Copenhagenhttp://www.facebook.com/events/424471940927930/https://www.facebook.com/events/374520859284447/

Derry, Irelandhttp://www.facebook.com/events/102245836592357/

Dublinhttp://www.facebook.com/events/274613749309206/

Florence (Firenze) : http://www.facebook.com/events/459331887430924/

Genévehttp://www.facebook.com/events/110110862469275/

Göteborghttp://www.facebook.com/events/274179756015202/

Hamburghttp://www.facebook.com/events/427926530583502/

Helsinkihttps://www.facebook.com/events/424531920915641/

Kaliningradhttp://vk.com/event41762298

Köln/Colognehttp://www.facebook.com/events/349557895119950/

Kievhttp://www.facebook.com/events/227350677388464/

Leedshttp://www.facebook.com/events/155657094558291/

Londonhttps://www.facebook.com/events/337559159661689/ http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/aug/13/royal-court-pussy-riot-readi…

Madridhttp://www.facebook.com/events/350516441690013/

Marseillehttp://www.facebook.com/events/347401892005724/

Melbournehttps://www.facebook.com/events/357491980994134/

Mendoza, Argentinahttps://www.facebook.com/events/488788877798731/

Milanhttps://www.facebook.com/events/134453260030214/

Minneapolis : http://www.facebook.com/events/453640387991012/

Montréal http://www.facebook.com/events/388534647880948/

Moscowhttp://www.facebook.com/events/401297053252028/ http://www.facebook.com/events/337847742969653/

München/Munichhttp://www.facebook.com/events/142675212539886/

Murmanskhttp://vk.com/pussyriot51

Nanteshttp://www.facebook.com/events/351885048219480/

New York Cityhttps://www.facebook.com/events/262241200554708/http://www.facebook.com/events/336406896449171/

Nicehttps://www.facebook.com/events/433177160059098/

Odessahttp://vk.com/event41737295 https://www.facebook.com/events/176445712490602/?context=create

Oslohttp://www.facebook.com/events/408330272558296/

Ottawahttps://www.facebook.com/events/273166786116903/

Parishttps://www.facebook.com/events/477310605615546/

Permhttp://vk.com/event41594563

Portland : http://www.facebook.com/events/454346897919936/

Prague : http://www.facebook.com/events/173074842817417/

Reykjavikhttps://www.facebook.com/events/458139040873098/

Rigahttps://www.facebook.com/events/458755374145273

Samarahttp://vk.com/freepussyriotsamara

San Franciscohttp://www.facebook.com/events/424888970880304/https://www.facebook.com/events/509970192361811/

Sidneyhttp://www.facebook.com/events/513418808674744/

Stockholmhttps://www.facebook.com/events/345703202177925

St. Petersburghttp://vk.com/freepussyriot170812spb

Tel Avivhttps://www.facebook.com/events/130257380452299/

Toronto https://www.facebook.com/events/306577532773598/

Toulouse http://www.facebook.com/events/431789516864929/

Tournai, Belgium https://www.facebook.com/events/372254449510600/

Tverhttp://vk.com/tverforpr

Västeråshttps://www.facebook.com/events/367931276613819/

Vilinushttp://www.facebook.com/events/450340734998207/

Warszawahttp://www.facebook.com/events/465259630171770/

Washingtonhttps://www.facebook.com/events/418284021540525/?context=create&ref=book…

Wien/Viennahttp://raw.at/raverse/2012/pussy-riot-solitreffen-am-13-08-12

Good Times: Cops Take Over Filbert Street to Test BMWs – “Police Motorcycle Training on an Incline”

Friday, June 8th, 2012

Like this:

 

“PRANCE – SATURDAY, MAY 26, 222 Hyde” – Wow, a Great Flyer Spotted in the Western Addition on Divisadero

Friday, May 18th, 2012

It’s arresting is what it is.

Let’s hope The Artist Formerly Known doesn’t find out about this:

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Know Your Two-Seat, Russian, Yakovlev Yak-52 Acrobatic-Training Aircraft Above San Francisco

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Remember that Yak-50 what used to buzz about the bay area? Good times. (See below for some shots taken from the East Peak of Mt. Tam.)

Well this is better, this one’s a Yak-52 (Як-52). Hurray!

(It probably killed fewer pilots per hour than the single-seat Yak-50, so that’s nice.)

As seen from Land’s End:

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(In Soviet Russia, plane kill you!)

What kind of crazy airplanes will Mother Russia send over next?

“This Russian-made Yak-50 acrobatic airplane used to be seen all over the skies of the San Francisco Bay Area – buzzing Mount Tam in Marin County, checking out anti-abortion rallies along San Francisco’s waterfront, that kind of thing.

But here’s your take-away, babe: These things had a working life of just 50 hours back in Mother Russia, as the stress of all them 9G loop de loops and whatnot led to bad things, such as “main spar collapse.” Ouch.

Anyway, looks like fun:

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Canon 1D Mark II with 300mm 2.8 IS I and 2x extender – ISO 400 and lots of digital zoom:

Happy trails.”

How to Look Like a Badass: Alls You Need is a Greatcoat, a Russian Hat, and a Pair of Shades

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Look at dude in Civic Center.

His hat isn’t necessarily Russian, but that red star atop oak clusters means something, right Komrade?

I dub him Sky Admiral Krul: 

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And the funny thing was that it was a pretty nice day, rather warm, in fact…