If you tell me what this says, then I’ll see it the way you do.
Until then, I see, “Specy”
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Hey look, KKKatie has managed to keep her little mittens off of the McKinley statue lately.
Hurray!
Word on the street is that San Francisco Police Mobile Command Two is soooo much nicer inside than the older San Francisco Police Mobile Command One.
Guess they got all the bugs worked out…
(Note hydraulic legs helping to level out the parking job.)
Presenting, the van that thinks it’s a house, redux:
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And here’s MC One, also seen on Market Street. (Its bigger-looking booty is just an optical delusion.)
Straight out of Louisiana, Mobile Command One from Ferrara Fire Apparatus and Applied Global Technologies might be the center of attention the next time San Francisco faces a crisis:
Baby got back, non?
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
My only weakness is … well, never mind, never mind
Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over at U. N Plaza
Learn to love me
And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push – and it’s over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began …
I was bored before I even began
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over
You think the world will end in 2012, but that’s where you’re wrong.*
Turns out Armageddon is coming sooner than that.
As seen in the Western Addition, East of NoPA:
Those Mayans are totally pwned by this gambit. Well done.
*Whatever you do, DON”T “get the toolbar.”
You can save a lot of money on rent if you buy a mobile home and then start living in it for years on the streets of San Francisco.
All you need to do is fire her up once a week to avoid the street sweepers.
Still Life in Mobile Homes. Click to expand
What was once a single recreational vehicle on this block is now a motionless convoy in 2009. Mercy me.
On It Goes…
Spotted in Haight Ashbury, sporting Oakland Raiders’ silver and black. He sure doesn’t like flying.
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He’s doing a lot better for himself now, however.
Just drive, baby
Straight out of Louisiana, this joint effort from Ferrara Fire Apparatus and Applied Global Technologies will be the center of attention the next time San Francisco faces a crisis.
Or a tailgate party.
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Lots of people would like to live in San Francisco, but rents can be high. So, some just get an RV and just put it in a place where it’s free to park overnight. Which is pretty much everywhere in San Francisco.
Get a quiet Blue Max generator (chugga chugga chugga...) to keep your laptop charged up (but don’t tell the CARB!) and find a free source of WiFi, and then you’ll stay connected when you’re living rent-free in the City. Off the grid.
Still life in mobile homes.
You should be fine as long as you don’t try this in the Sunset district, where they’d run you out of town in a New York minute.