Posts Tagged ‘salesforce’

Salesforce Tower has a Picture of Itself on Itself?

Monday, November 14th, 2016

And I’ll bet if you zoomed in, the picture of Salesforce Tower has a picture of Salesforce Tower on it, and so on:

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Anyway, almost done.

It’s already dominating the dojo of Frisco’s skyline…

POOR DONALD! – Frisco’s Twin Towers, the Transamerica Pyramid and the BofA Building, Now Pwned by Salesforce Tower

Thursday, November 3rd, 2016

I guess Donald Trump owns about a third of the former BofA World HQ? Oh well, it doesn’t matter now, as the yet to be completed Salesforce Tower already towers over everything:

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Tower Cranes, Post Street – Or, How to Address a Group of Developers at a Political Fundraiser

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

Oh, did I say “political fundraiser?” What I meant to say was event, or better yet, soiree. Never call a fundraiser a fundraiser – that’s the rule.

Anywho, what you do is start off by saying that the official bird of Frisco is no longer the California Quail, it’s the crane. The construction crane! (‘Cause you don’t know to call it a tower crane.) And then you laugh at your own “joke.” And then you blow a few dog whistles, you know, scary names like CHRIS DALY or AARON PESKIN afore you remind one and all how critical their “support” is to you and how, basically, all of us in this room are on the same team.

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That’s how it works.

In closing, build, build, build.

Salesforce Tower is Coming Along Nicely in SoMA – Giant “Eye of Sauron the Great” to be Installed Next Week

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

As it looks from my ‘hood at Zero Dark Thirty:

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Artist’s conception of finished tower after installation:

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The Terrible ZigĂ»r will keep an “eye” on Mount Sutro, depicted at right, and maybe buy Twitter, who knows.

When asked for comment, Gorthaur the Cruel cryptically bellowed, “Bedrock, baby!”

That’s a good one, Sauron. Keep ’em coming.

Welcome to town, Dark Lord.

Frisco’s Skyline is Filling in Nicely, I Suppose – V for Victory

Wednesday, October 5th, 2016

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Entire SFMTA MUNI Bus “Wrapped” to Criticise Salesforce.com – I’ve Never Seen This

Thursday, September 22nd, 2016

From a distance, I thought this was a school bus:

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Some other similar ads mock interns loading data into SF all summer long, something like that.

So now Salesforce has become an ogre itself, like Oracle, Microsoft, or IBM? IDK about that.

Oh, Hello SalesForce Tower – Gee, You’re Kind of Blue

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

Temporarily, I s’pose.

Still, it’s quite striking if you’re not yet used to seeing this building.

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Hey, Salesforce Tower – do you, you know, considering the landfill issue, go all the way down to bedrock? Oh you do? Awesome.

TRAILHEADX from Salesforce Braves the Twitterloin June 6-7 – Marc Benioff Isn’t Afraid of 6th and Market

Tuesday, June 7th, 2016

Just saying.

As seen on Market near 6th:

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Frisco’s Most Ubiquitous Backpack Has Gotta Be This Grey, Blue, and Orange Number from SalesForce DreamForce – It’s EXTRA Nerdy!

Thursday, March 17th, 2016

These things are ALL OVER THE PLACE:

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For better or worse…