The San Francisco Citizen

Whatever you do, don’t strip it down and take off the paint. You look good in pink.

Get your Schwinn steel cruiser frame with steel springer fork and Shimano 7-speed rear derailleur with SRAM grip shift right here at Target. Some assembly reqd.

Pee-Wee Herman’s rather baroque red bicycle, stripped down to its essence, would look something like this Schwinn beach cruiser avec springer fork seen on Valencia. Click to expand:

Whitewalls, gratuitous spokes, kickstand and chrome, chrome, chrome.

That’s quite a look.